What happens when your nose runs and your feet smell?
You were built upside down!
From Britney, 12 years old, Utah
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Health and Body
What do you call a person that has no body or no nose?
No body nose! (Nobody knows).
What kind of rodent grows on your skin?
A mole!
Two old ladies were sitting in church. One leaned over and whispered to the other, “I’m so bored that my butt fell asleep.”
And she replied, “I know. I heard it snore three times.”
What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective?
Sherlock Bones
If you are an American in the living room then what are you in the restroom?
European!
