How’s 2 + 2 = 5 like your left foot?
It’s not right!
From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, United States
Please wait...
Health and Body
Why is the longest human nose only 11 inches?
Because if it were 12 inches, then it’d be a foot!
What do you use to FIX teeth?
Toothpaste!
I was originally going to get a brain transplant.
Then, I changed my mind!
Sleeping comes easy to me.
I can do it with my eyes closed!
Why do babies drool?
Because they don’t know how to spit!
