Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
Health and Body
How do you make a kleenex dance?
You put a little ‘boogie’ in it
Have you seen the movie “Constipated” yet?
No, it hasn’t come out yet!
What kind of rodent grows on your skin?
A mole!
What do call a person who has six eyes, two mouths, and three noses?
Ugly!
A pair of curtains goes to the Doctors and says:
“Doctor Doctor, i’m falling apart”
The doctor then replies…
“Well, pull yourself together!”
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