If you broke your leg in two places, what would you do?
Never go back to those two places!
Health and Body
Sarah: I haven’t slept in days.
Eryn: Aren’t you tired?
Sarah: No, I sleep at night!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
Because he had no body to go with!
How do you tell if you’re built upside down?
If your nose runs and your feet smell!
What do you use to FIX teeth?
Toothpaste!
What did the dentist say when he got to court?
I’ll tell the tooth the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth!
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