Once John was asked: “What soap do you use?”
“Henry’s soap.”
“Which oil?”
“Henry’s herbal oil.”
“Which shampoo?”
“Henry’s shampoo.”
“Is Henry a multinational company?”
John: No, Henry is my roommate!
Health and Body
What do you call a person that has no body or no nose?
No body nose! (Nobody knows).
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
What do you give to your money when it’s sick?
Penny-cillin!
Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
How do you make a kleenex dance?
You put a little ‘boogie’ in it
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