Why do babies drool?
Because they don’t know how to spit!
From Emma, 9 years old, Schertz, Texas
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Health and Body
What illness do martial artists get?
Kung flu!
Where do you send a soldier with a toothache?
To a drill sergeant!
Did you hear about the guy whose left side was cut off?
Don’t worry, he’s all right now!
Wanna hear a joke about amnesia?
Never mind. I forgot it.
What has two legs but can’t walk?
A pair of pants!
