What Did? Jokes

From Daisy, age 7, Tulsa, OK

What did the egg say to the clown?

You crack me up!

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From Brianna G., age 10, Ithaca, Michigan

What did the kleenex box say to the kleenex?

Don’t get snotty with me!!!!!

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From VIBHUTI, age 8, BANGALORE,INDIA

WHAT DID ONE VOLCANO SAY TO THE OTHER VOLCANO?

I LAVA YOU!

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From Ayana , age 10, Baltimore

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a chicken?

Croc a doodle do!

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From Tyler, age 10, United States

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant, dead ant!

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From Kaitlyn, age 9, Kansas

What happened when one banana told the other banana a joke?

His sides split!

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