How do you know if there’s 2 elephants in your fridge?
Because you can hear them talking!
From Selina, 10 years old, Auckland
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Elephant Jokes
What do you call a large, grey animal that rings?
A Bellephant.
Alexandria: Why do Elephants paint their nails different colors?
Sami: I don’t know, why?
Alexandria: So they can hide in a bubble gum machine!
Sami: I’ve never seen an elephant in a bubble gum machine!
Alexandria: See, it works!
What’s as big as an elephant but doesn’t weigh anything?
An elephant’s shadow.
Why is an elephant so wrinkly?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a flea or tick?
A very worried dog!!!
