Susie asked “What’s the difference between an elephant and a matterbaby?”
George replied, “What’s a matterbaby?”
Susie said, “Nothing, but thanks for asking.”
Elephant Jokes
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
Because he didn’t want to fall in to the hot chocolate!!
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to get a new one!
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
By removing his batteries!
Why did the elephant wear green socks ?
So he could hide in the grass!
What did the banana say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk
