Elephant Jokes

From Ryan, 9 years old, Maryland.

What do you get when you cross a elephant and a computer?

Lots of memory!

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From Katie Orris, 12 years old, Georgia

There was an elephant riding a motorcycle, a cop pulled him over and asked for his driver’s license. Why didn’t he have his license?

It was in his trunk.

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From Katie Orris, 12 years old, Georgia.

An elephant was racing to the movie theatres. WHY?

He heard the movie peanuts was out!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI.

Why can’t elephants ever get really clean?

Because they can’t take off their trunks!!

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From Robby Cihak, 17 years old, Grand Rapids, MI.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

It’s no problem, since you’ll never find an elephant with one hand!!

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From Fįrëbåłł 360, 9 years old, Leawood, KS

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bathing suit?

You get swimming trunks!

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