How do you get six elephants in a Volkswagen?
Three in the front and three in the back.
Elephant Jokes
How is a flee different than an elephant?
An elephant can have flees but a flee can’t have elephants!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hamster?
A smashed hamster!
Why did the elephant sit on a fence?
It was time to fix it!
Three elephants jump out of an airplane. Two land on land and the other lands in water.
*Boom-Boom Crash*!
How do you get an elephant to the top of an oak tree?
Plant an acorn under him and wait 50 years.
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