Why did the elephant cross the road?
Cuz the chicken had the day off!
From Bean, 11 years old, El Salvador
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Elephant Jokes
How many people does it take to carry an elephant?
None, because they can walk!
What do an elephant and a car have in common?
They both have trunks!
Why did the elephant wear pink pajamas?
Because his blue ones were in the wash!!
How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun!
Why are alligators long and flat?
They must have gotten too close to the oak tree.
