What did the bunch of grapes say when the elephant stepped on them…?
Nothing, they just let out a little wine!
Elephant Jokes
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
What’s gray, has big ears and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation!!!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a tree?
An animal with two trunks!
Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?
To trip birds.
What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?
STUCK!
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