What do an elephant and a car have in common?
They both have trunks!
From Shanna, age 12
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Elephant Jokes
Why did the elephant wear pink pajamas?
Because his blue ones were in the wash!!
How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun!
Why are alligators long and flat?
They must have gotten too close to the oak tree.
How do you know if there’s 2 elephants in your fridge?
Because you can hear them talking!
What do you call a large, grey animal that rings?
A Bellephant.
