Why are alligators long and flat?
They must have gotten too close to the oak tree.
From Jason, age 14, Eckville, Alberta, Canada
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Elephant Jokes
How do you know if there’s 2 elephants in your fridge?
Because you can hear them talking!
What do you call a large, grey animal that rings?
A Bellephant.
Alexandria: Why do Elephants paint their nails different colors?
Sami: I don’t know, why?
Alexandria: So they can hide in a bubble gum machine!
Sami: I’ve never seen an elephant in a bubble gum machine!
Alexandria: See, it works!
What’s as big as an elephant but doesn’t weigh anything?
An elephant’s shadow.
Why is an elephant so wrinkly?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
