What do you get when you cross a elephant and water ?
Swimming trunks!
From Marcos, 9 years old, California
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Elephant Jokes
How are cars like elephants?
They both have trunks!
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Stuck!
What do you get when you cross a elephant and a computer?
Lots of memory!
There was an elephant riding a motorcycle, a cop pulled him over and asked for his driver’s license. Why didn’t he have his license?
It was in his trunk.
An elephant was racing to the movie theatres. WHY?
He heard the movie peanuts was out!
