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Elephant Jokes

From Fraser, 12 years old, Australia

What’s the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?

About 6000 kilometres!
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Filed Under: Animal, Elephant

From Selina, 10 years old, Auckland

How do you know if there’s 2 elephants in your fridge?

Because you can hear them talking!
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Filed Under: Elephant

From Lauren, age 10, United States

Why don’t elephants pick their noses?

Because they don’t know what to do with a 20 pound booger!
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Filed Under: Elephant

From Caitlin, age 8, Florida

What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?

Either an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth or peanut butter that never forgets!
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Filed Under: Elephant

From Theo, a parent, La Mirada California

What is the biggest ant in the world?

an eleph-ant!
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Filed Under: Bug, Elephant

From Diana, a parent, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

What did the bunch of grapes say when the elephant stepped on them…?

Nothing, they just let out a little wine!
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Filed Under: Elephant

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