What do you get when you cross an elephant with a hamster?
A smashed hamster!
Elephant Jokes
Why did the elephant sit on a fence?
It was time to fix it!
Three elephants jump out of an airplane. Two land on land and the other lands in water.
*Boom-Boom Crash*!
How do you get an elephant to the top of an oak tree?
Plant an acorn under him and wait 50 years.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with an abominable snowman?
A jumbo Yeti!
What’s the difference between a chicken and an elephant?
An elephant can have chicken pox but a chicken cannot have elephant pox!
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