What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to get a new one!
From Isaiah , age 3, Washington
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Elephant Jokes
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
By removing his batteries!
Why did the elephant wear green socks ?
So he could hide in the grass!
What did the banana say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Cuz the chicken had the day off!
How many people does it take to carry an elephant?
None, because they can walk!
