Why don’t elephants pick their noses?
Because they don’t know what to do with a 20 pound booger!
From Lauren, age 10, United States
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Elephant Jokes
What do you get when you cross an elephant with peanut butter?
Either an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth or peanut butter that never forgets!
What is the biggest ant in the world?
an eleph-ant!
What did the bunch of grapes say when the elephant stepped on them…?
Nothing, they just let out a little wine!
Why can’t elephants go to the beach?
Because they can’t keep their trunks up!
What happens when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerous?
Elefino!
