What do you call an elephant in a telephone-booth?
Stuck!
From Georgia, age 12, Australia
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Elephant Jokes
What sport do elephants like to play ?
Squash!
Why was the elephant standing on the marshmallow?
He didn’t want to fall in the hot chocolate!
Susie asked “What’s the difference between an elephant and a matterbaby?”
George replied, “What’s a matterbaby?”
Susie said, “Nothing, but thanks for asking.”
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
Because he didn’t want to fall in to the hot chocolate!!
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to get a new one!
