Daughter says to dad, “Dad, you are getting taller.”
Dad says, “What?”
Daughter replies, “You are getting taller.”
Dad says, “How is that possible?”
Daughter replies, “Well, your head is growing taller than your hair!”
Bird Jokes
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrr!
What does Tweety Bird say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
I love you tweet-heart!
Duck walks up to the store clerk and says: “Can I have some lip balm?” Store Clerk says: “How will you pay for that sir?”
Duck: “Oh, just put it on my bill!”
What do Mallards wear at a wedding?
Duxedoes!
Can a turkey jump higher than the empire state building?
Yes because the Empire State building can’t jump!
