How do you repair a duck?
Duck tape
From Makenna, age 10, Webster City, IA
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Bird Jokes
Who steals your soap in the bath tub?
A Robber Ducky!
Why did the bat get picked up by baseball player?
Because he thought he was a baseball BAT!
When did the duck wake up?
The quack of dawn!
Daughter says to dad, “Dad, you are getting taller.”
Dad says, “What?”
Daughter replies, “You are getting taller.”
Dad says, “How is that possible?”
Daughter replies, “Well, your head is growing taller than your hair!”
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
Arrrrrr!
