Bird Jokes

A lady went to a pet shop.
“I’d like to buy two yellow canaries,” she told the owner.
“We don’t have any canaries, but we have these,” the owner said, as he showed the lady some pale green parakeets.
“That’s not what I’m looking for,” the lady stated. But the pet store owner refused to give up.

How do you repair a duck?

Who steals your soap in the bath tub?

Why did the bat get picked up by baseball player?

When did the duck wake up?

Daughter says to dad, “Dad, you are getting taller.”
Dad says, “What?”
Daughter replies, “You are getting taller.”
Dad says, “How is that possible?”