Bird Jokes

From Molly, 13 years old, Canada

Why can’t a turkey fly?

Because it’s too CHICKEN!

Please wait...

From Kenzie, 11 years old, Aurora

Why do humming birds hum?

Because they don’t know the words!

Please wait...

From Zoo Zoo, 7 years old, Tennessee

Why did the band members ask the turkey to join the band?

They had no drum sticks!

Please wait...

From Makayla, 11 years old, USA

What do you get when you put ducks in a box?

A box of quackers!

Please wait...

From Becca, age 7, Pacifica, CA

What does the Rabbit call the crazy Owl next door?

Weird Al!

Please wait...

From Shayma, age 6, Syria, Damascus

What did the duck say to the cashier at the counter?

Just put it on my bill!

Please wait...