Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because if they did, they’d be called be bagels.
Bird Jokes
What do you call a magic owl?
Whooodini!
What kind of snacks does a duck like?
Quwackers!
What did one Bald Eagle say to another?
I’ts okay, You’re not bald.
Duck walks up to the store clerk and says: “Can I have some lip balm?” Store Clerk says: “How will you pay for that sir?”
Duck: “Oh, just put it on my bill!”
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bay-gulls (bagels).
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