Bird Jokes

From Caden R., 10 years old, United States.

Where does the seagull use the restroom?

On the poop deck!

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From Beryl, 11 years old, Hawaii.

Duck walks up to the store clerk and says: “Can I have some lip balm?” Store Clerk says: “How will you pay for that sir?”

Duck: “Oh, just put it on my bill!”

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From Ike, 12 years old, Toronto.

What do you call an owl that knows magic?

HOODINI!

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From Kyle, 9 years old, Canada.

What is an owls favorite name?

Whoudini! (Houdini!)/div>

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From Zoo Zoo, 7 years old, Tennessee.

Why did the band members ask the turkey to join the band?

They had no drum sticks!

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From Bacon Boy, 9 years old, USA.

What’s a birds favorite thing to do?

Tweet!

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