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Bird Jokes

From Zaghloul, a teacher, Mehalla, Cairo, Egypt

What will happen if a hen drinks hot water?

She will give cooked eggs!
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From Dree, 9 years old, California

How do birds talk?

They use twitter!
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From ZoZo, 11 years old, Iceland

What does Tweety Bird say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?

I love you tweet-heart!
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From Brylee Ferre, 11 years old, United States

Why did the turkey join the band?

Because he had drum sticks!
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From Abigail H, age 11, United States

A lady went to a pet shop.
“I’d like to buy two yellow canaries,” she told the owner.
“We don’t have any canaries, but we have these,” the owner said, as he showed the lady some pale green parakeets.
“That’s not what I’m looking for,” the lady stated. But the pet store owner refused to give up.

He said, “Just think of them as yellow canaries that aren’t quite ripe yet.”
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From Kitty Puff and SImon, a teacher, Paris, France

How many birds can fit in a cage?

Two-Can (Toucan)!
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