What is a crowbar?
What kind of bird needs to wear a wig?
Where do the birds go to find out the time?
What do mallards wear at a wedding?
A lady went to a pet shop.
“I’d like to buy two yellow canaries,” she told the owner.
“We don’t have any canaries, but we have these,” the owner said, as he showed the lady some pale green parakeets.
“That’s not what I’m looking for,” the lady stated. But the pet store owner refused to give up.
How do you repair a duck?