Why did the band members ask the turkey to join the band?
They had no drum sticks!
From Zoo Zoo, 7 years old, Tennessee
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Bird Jokes
What does the Rabbit call the crazy Owl next door?
Weird Al!
What do you give a bird when it’s sick?
A tweetment!
What do you give a sick bird?
A tweetment.
What the same about a bird and a turtle?
They both fly except the turtle!
Why does the hummingbird hum?
Because it doesn’t know the words to the song?
