Bird Jokes

From Rick, 3 years old

Why won’t seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then they’d be bagels!

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From Dree, 9 years old, California

How do birds talk?

They use twitter!

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From Armias, 10 years old, Winnipeg

What kind of bird dresses the fanciest?

A penguin!

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From Brian, 9 years old, New Jersey

What kind of bird carries the most weight?

A crane

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From Adrianna Comley, 9 years old

Why did the duck go to jail?

Because he was selling quack!

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From Kitty Puff and SImon, a teacher, Paris, France

How many birds can fit in a cage?

Two-Can (Toucan)!

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