When did the duck wake up?
Daughter says to dad, “Dad, you are getting taller.”
Dad says, “What?”
Daughter replies, “You are getting taller.”
Dad says, “How is that possible?”
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
What does Tweety Bird say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
Duck walks up to the store clerk and says: “Can I have some lip balm?” Store Clerk says: “How will you pay for that sir?”
What do Mallards wear at a wedding?