What is the tallest type of building?
Can a house fly?
There were three men sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. They started talking about how they decided how much of their extra money (money left over after their expenses were paid) they gave to God. The first man said, “Well I throw my money in the air and what lands on my right side I give to God, what lands on my left side I keep for myself.”
The second man said, “I throw my money in the air and what lands heads I give to God and what lands tails I keep for myself.”
They asked the third man what he did and he said……..
Why was Cinderella kicked off the football team?
An old hillbilly died and wanted to get in to heaven but the priest said its kinda full right now but if you can answer three questions you can get in 1.How many seconds in a year? 2. What days of the week start with T ? 3. What is God’s name ?
“Can i come back tomorrow?” the hillbilly asked.
“Yes.”, the priest answered. Tomorrow comes.
What’s a tutu?