Why was that movie like camping?
It was in tents (intense)!
Miscellaneous Jokes
What do teapots wear for clothes?
A T-shirt!
How did the woman knit a suit of armor?
She used steel wool.
This newcomer to Vancouver arrives on a rainy day.
She gets up the next day and its raining.
It continues to pour for the rest of the week.
Leaning out her apartment window, she sees a little boy playing on the stoop below and asks, “Hey, kid, does it ever stop raining around here?”
The kid looks up at her and yells, “How should I know? I’m only six.”
What is the sweetest type of bear?
A gummy bear!
How do you know you’ve been rejected by a Frisbee?
It doesn’t come back to you!
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