Why was Cinderella kicked off the football team?
An old hillbilly died and wanted to get in to heaven but the priest said its kinda full right now but if you can answer three questions you can get in 1.How many seconds in a year? 2. What days of the week start with T ? 3. What is God’s name ?
“Can i come back tomorrow?” the hillbilly asked.
“Yes.”, the priest answered. Tomorrow comes.
What’s a tutu?
Did you hear about the online origami store?
What place does a minnow live in?
What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a joke?