Miscellaneous Jokes

From Riya, age 14, Hyderabad,India

Husband:Is it raining outside?

Wife: Well, it doesn’t usually rain inside!

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From Mallorie, age 11, Ohio

What is a shark’s favorite number?

Ate.

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From Jazz, 3 years old

What is a camera’s first word?

Cheese!

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From Peter, 11 years old, U.S

Why is it so hard to win a coloring contest?

Because it always ends in a draw!

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From Maybalenia, age 11, Hollywood, California

What can run, but not walk?

Your nose!! (Ha Ha Ha!!!!!)

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From Danya, age 12, Canada

Why was the nose sad after play auditions?

Because he did not get picked!

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