What did the sign over the Underwear Store say?
Git your butt over here!
From Austin, age 10, Minnesota
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Miscellaneous Jokes
There is a one-story house. In it is a chair, a stove, a kitchen and a living room. Where are the stairs?
There are no stairs because it is a one-story house.
What is a shark’s favorite number?
Ate.
DAD:Hey I know how to keep you thinking all night.
SON: How?
DAD: I’ll tell you tomorrow
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom!
There once was three kids who lived in a building on the 99th floor there were stairs, but everyday when they got home from school they always took the elevator. But one day the elevator broke down and the kids had to take the stairs. To make it easier they thought only one kid should hold the keys. To pass the time they decided to tell a story one kid would tell a happy memory, the next kid would tell a funny story, and the last kid would tell a sad story. When they had made it up to the 98th floor it was time for the sad story and his sad story was…..
I forgot the keys downstairs!
