What kind of witch has cheese and ham on it?
A sandwitch!!
From Luke C., age 9, USA
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Food Jokes
What do you get when you eat onions and beans?
Tear gas!
“I’m going bananas!” …
That’s what I tell my bananas before I leave my house.
What did the salad dressing say to the refrigerator?
Don’t look I’m dressing!
What’s the difference between cut beef and pea soup?
Anyone can chop beef but no one can pee soup!
What happened when two peanuts were walking a tough neighborhood?
One was a-salted (assaulted)!
