Food Jokes

From Leila , 8 years old, America

What did the woman say when she found her Swiss cheese was gone?

“That’s Swiss-picious.”

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From Cool Man, 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

What do you you call a sleeping pea?

A resti-pea (recipe)!

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From Haydee, a parent, Florida

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby!

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From Haydee, a parent, Florida

Why did the cookie go to the doctor.

Because he was feeling crummy

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From Adrian P., 10 years old, America

Why does the chef like spaghetti?

Because there are endless pastabilities!

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From Trees22, 3 years old.

What do mice like to eat for their birthdays?

Cheesecake!

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