How did the judge find out about the rotten milk?
There was “odor in the quart” (order in the court)!
From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan
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Food Jokes
Why are chefs so cruel?
Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
A man worked for an ice cream parlor. As he was changing the prices, he dropped his price stickers in the ice cream. What did he have then?
Odds in flavor!
What is black and white?
An Oreo!
Why was the celery suprised when he saw the salad in the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?
Loafers!
