What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?
Nice to MEAT you!
From Anna, 11 years old, Naperville, Illinois
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Food Jokes
What did the yolk say to the white?
Both of us will get beaten today!
How do you make an egg roll?
You push it!
What did the farmer say when his dog stole his corn?
“AW, shucks.”
Who invented spaghetti?
Someone who used their noodle!
What do you get when you leave your lunch in your lunchbox for a few days?
A peanut butter and smelly sandwich!
