Food Jokes

From Caleb, age 7, United States

What is the most important thing in a pie?

The fork!

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From Emzy, 7 years old, USA

What is a duck’s favorite restaurant?

Quack-er barrel!

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From Megan, age 9, Missouri

Is your refrigerator running?

It is, so you better go catch it!

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From Mayank , 10 years old, Nepal

A patient said to a doctor”Doc, I have a strawberry stuck up my bum.” What does the doctor say?

“No worries, I have got some cream for that”

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From Madi, age 11, Illinois

How did the egg laugh?

It cracked itself up!

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From Dave, a grownup, Vancouver, BC, Canada

Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch?

They were 2 shellfish!

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