Why did the bottle of ketchup lose the race?
He had to catch up!
From Micah B, 9 years old, Norristown
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Food Jokes
Why is a ceiling that has a hole in it like a vegetable junkie?
Because they both have leek/leaks!
Have you heard the butter joke?
Don’t spread it!
What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers!
Why couldn’t the boy open the jelly jar?
Because it was jammed!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby!
