A patient said to a doctor”Doc, I have a strawberry stuck up my bum.” What does the doctor say?
“No worries, I have got some cream for that”
From Mayank , 10 years old, Nepal
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Food Jokes
How does a hamburger dance?
It shakes its buns!
A mushroom went to a party. Everyone said,
-Hey you can’t come in here!
He said…….
Why not? I’m a fungi!
Why did the stupid person throw the butter out the window?
To see the butterfly!
What did the egg say to the farmer?
I’m too young to fry!
How do you make milk shake?
Give it a good scare!
