Why did the tomato blush?
Because he saw the ranch dressing!
From Emzy, 8 years old, Las Cruces, NM
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Food Jokes
What are a dog’s favorite pizza toppings?
Pupperona and muttarella! (pepperoni and mozzarella)
What do you call a cold meal?
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrreakfast!
Why did the bacon laugh?
Because, the egg cracked a yolk (joke)!
What are four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Vinegar& Sugar!
What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!
