What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids don’t eat broccoli
From Chance, 9 years old, Michigan
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Food Jokes
What food does a traffic policeman hate most?
Jam!
What did the Momma Tomato tell the Baby Tomato who was walking too slow?
Ketchup!
Why were the baby strawberries crying?
Because their mama was in a jam.
There`s a batch of muffins in the oven and one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ” Dude, it`s really hot in here!”
The other muffin takes a moment and says “Ahhhhh, a talking muffin!”
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
Because it was out of juice!
