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Food Jokes

From Holly, age 16, New York City, New York

What did the muffin say to the other muffin?

It’s hot in here!
Then the other muffin said, “Ahhh! A Talking Muffin!”
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Filed Under: Food

From Ashley#15 and Cambry#2, age 10, USA

Why did the cook get arrested?

Because it got caught beating an egg!
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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

How did the judge find out about the rotten milk?

There was “odor in the quart” (order in the court)!
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From Rachel , 11 years old, Ireland

Why are chefs so cruel?

Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
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From Jessica, age 13, Vidalia ,Georgia

A man worked for an ice cream parlor. As he was changing the prices, he dropped his price stickers in the ice cream. What did he have then?

Odds in flavor!
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Filed Under: Food, Work

From Esperanza, 10 years old, VA

What is black and white?

An Oreo!
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Filed Under: Food

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