Food Jokes

From Sebastian G, 7 years old, United States of America

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste!

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From Koleia, 8 years old, Killeen, TX

What do you call cheese that is cold?

Chili cheese!

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From Annabelle , 11 years old, Ireland

Why didn’t the fish share his food?

Because he was shellfish!

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From Robert Cihak Jr, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why did the raspberry get in trouble?

For being berry mean!

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From Stephanie Lin, 8 years old, New York

Why did the banana go to the doctor

It didn’t peel well!

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From Abdullah Shaikh, 14 years old, Madinah, Saudi Arabia

You throw away the outside, and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside, and throw away the inside. What is it?

An ear of corn!

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