What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
From Landon, 12 years old, Alabama
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Food Jokes
What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
“I never sausage a place!”
What kind of vegetables do they grow in Antarctica?
Frozen ones!
What did the woman say when she found her Swiss cheese was gone?
“That’s Swiss-picious.”
What do you you call a sleeping pea?
A resti-pea (recipe)!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
