Why did the cook get arrested?
Cuz he beat up an egg!
From Bean, 11 years old, El Salvador
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Food Jokes
What did the boy say when he chased the food?
That’s fast food!
What do you get if you cross an orange with a mouse?
A pipsqueak!
Why did the baby strawberry cry?
His mother was caught in a jam!
What do you put in chocolate?
Your teeth!
How do you fix a pizza?
With tomato paste!
