Food Jokes

From Caleb, age 7, United States

What is the best thing about a banana?

Its appeal!

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From Allyyssaaa, 10 years old, Kentucky, Bowling Green

How do you make milk shake?

Give it a good scare!

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From Jenna, age 6, Buena Park, California

What did the bacon say to the egg in the frying pan?

I think I am burning up in here!

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From Mackenzie, 11 years old, Spencerport, NY

Which restaurant loves princesses?

Taco BELLE!

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From Janae, age 10, Arkansas

What do you call a nice french fry?

A sweet potato!

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From Lizalee, age 12, Quincy, Michigan USA

Why didn’t the hot dog star in the movies?

Because he had saggy buns.

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