Waiter, what do you call this dish?
Chicken Surprise.
But I don’t see any chicken!
That’s the surprise!
Food Jokes
What day is the potato afraid of?
Friday!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar…
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What did the hamburger say to the other hamburger?
Nice buns!
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
What’s green and skis?
A ski-wi!
