Food Jokes

From Morgan, 14 years old, UT

What does a hot dog say when it wins a contest?

I’m the wiener!

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From Calla, age 8, St. Petersburg Florida

When is a window good to eat?

When it’s jammed.

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From Zuhayer, 7 years old, Bangladesh

What do calendars eat?

Dates!

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From Jayjayiscraycray, 9 years old, Texas

What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Ribs!!!!!!

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From Lighnting9, age 9, Hattiesburg, MS

What did the apple say to the orange when he was sick?

Take a peel and just chill!

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From Brayden, 11 years old, USA

What fish tastes best with peanut butter?

Jellyfish!

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