Food Jokes

From Natasha, 9 years old, U.S.A.

Why did the hamburger go to the store?

To get a new bun!

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From Ava, 10 years old, Ireland.

What do you put in chocolate?

Your teeth!

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From ABDULLAH S., 12 years old, india.

Why was the cookie sad?

because his mom was a wafer so long!

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From Anna, 9 years old, Canada.

Why did the orange go home from school early?

Because wasnt pealing well!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI.

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!!

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From Henry , 9 years old, Brooklyn, New York.

Who invented spaghetti?

Someone who used their noodle!

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