Food Jokes

From Zach G., 8 years old, Columbus, Ohio

A ham sandwich walks into a bar…

The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”

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From Raquel, 9 years old, Canada

What did the hamburger say to the other hamburger?

Nice buns!

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From Ally Star, 10 years old, Tampa, Florida

What do you give a sick lemon?

Lemon-aid!

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From Claire, 8 years old, Brugge, Belgium

What’s green and skis?

A ski-wi!

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From Brayden, 11 years old, USA

What fish tastes best with peanut butter?

Jellyfish!

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From Ciara Tanny, 8 years old, Illinois

What is a snowman’s favorite food?

Frosted Flakes!

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