Why did the orange stop rolling
It ran out of juice.
Food Jokes
What do you call a bean that always lies?
a kid-me bean!
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
I better not tell you, it might spread!
Why was the pizza crying?
It didn’t have pepperoni!
What is round as a biscuit and deep as a cup and not even the Alantic can fill it up?
A tea strainer.
What did the farmer say when his dog stole his corn?
“AW, shucks.”
