What did the salad say to the fruit?
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From WAFFLES4LIFE, 11 years old, Ohio
What did the salad say to the fruit?
From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ
What is one kind of food that speaks a language?
From Rachel , 11 years old, Ireland
Why are chefs so cruel?
From Layla Malaret, 11 years old, Pittsburgh, PA
What do you call a fake noodle?
From Eddy, age 10, Glasgow
What did one turnip say to another turnip?
From Leslie, age 9, Kalamazoo, Michigan USA
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald’s?
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