What did the salad say to the fruit?
You look grape today!
Food Jokes
What is one kind of food that speaks a language?
An English muffin!
Why are chefs so cruel?
Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta (imposter)!
What did one turnip say to another turnip?
When did you turn-up!
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald’s?
A hoppy meal.
