A patient said to a doctor”Doc, I have a strawberry stuck up my bum.” What does the doctor say?
“No worries, I have got some cream for that”
Food Jokes
How did the egg laugh?
It cracked itself up!
Why wouldn’t the oysters share their lunch?
They were 2 shellfish!
Why did the hamburger go to the gym?
To get better buns!
Have you heard the joke about the butter?
I butter not tell you, it might spread!
What did the little grape say when they crushed it?
Not much. It just gave a little whine.
