There was a family of tomatoes – there was a mom, a dad, and a baby. They were taking a walk. The dad noticed that the baby was slacking behind. The dad walked over to the baby and squashed it. The dad says…
What’s Blue and Square?
What kind of veggie cares about you?
What did the man say to the butcher at the deli?
Customer: Waiter, Waiter, could I have an under done steak with watered down mash and lumpy gravy please?
Waiter: I can not serve such a meal!
What starts with a t ends with a t and is full of t?