Why are cooks cruel?
Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
From Umar, 10 years old, England
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Food Jokes
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
What did the big tomato say to the little one?
Catch Up!
What is yellow and very dangerous?
Shark infested custard!
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I’d like some peanuts.
What is green and comes on a bun?
A Ham-booger!!
