WHY COULD’NT THE ORANGE CROSS THE ROAD?
BECAUSE IT RAN OUT OF JUICE!
Food Jokes
A taxi came to a pair of crisps (chips) and said “Do you need a lift?” and they said no because…
They were Walkers (a British brand of chips)
Why did the orange go to the doctor?
Because he was not peeling well!
What do you call a really good popsicle?
Fantast-lick!
What do you call it when two peas get into a fight?
The Black-eyed peas!
Why couldn’t the baker buy more bread?
Because he didn’t have enough dough!
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