There was a family of tomatoes – there was a mom, a dad, and a baby. They were taking a walk. The dad noticed that the baby was slacking behind. The dad walked over to the baby and squashed it. The dad says…
“Ketchup!”
Food Jokes
Mr Cashew, Mr Pistachio, what do you think you are?
Nuts!
What is the best thing about a banana?
Its appeal!
What’s brown. hairy. and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation!
Why did the son push his dad into the fridge?
Because he wanted a cold “pop!”
I took a prune to the prom. Why?
I couldn’t find a date!
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