Food Jokes

From Livia S., age 10, Albany, NY

Why do French people eat snails?

Because they don’t like fast food!

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From Kiara, age 10, Pittsburgh, Pa

What’s the difference between chop beef and pea soup?

Anybody can chop beef but nobody can pee soup!

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From Charlee, 7 years old, Minnesota

What did one loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread?

I am bready to go!

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From Hayley, 10 years old, Beaumont, Texas

What’s invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey fart!

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From Hala, age 9, Australia

What did one plate say to the other?

Lunch is on me!

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From Aimee, age 9, America

Yo Mama so stupid…

She tried to put M and M’s in alphabetical order!

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