Food Jokes

From Naradiya, age 10, Indonesia,Jakarta

Why is a ceiling that has a hole in it like a vegetable junkie?

Because they both have leek/leaks!

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From Florence, age 13, Melboure, Australia

Have you heard the butter joke?

Don’t spread it!

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From Haley-Bird, Gladstone, MI

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

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From Jaelene, 6 years old, Canada

Why couldn’t the boy open the jelly jar?

Because it was jammed!

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From Grace Oldsmar, 10 years old, FL

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crumby!

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From Veronica Marie N, 12 years old, Philippines

How can you fix a broken pizza?

With a tomato paste!!

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