Food Jokes

From Mary, 11 years old, Hazleton, PA

What did the grape say after it was squashed?

Nothing. It just gave a little whine. (wine)

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From Jackson Darby, 11 years old, Longview, Texas

Why can’t you tell a peanut a joke?

It might crack!

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From Jessica M., age 13, USA

What did Mr.Hamburger name his daughter?

Patty!

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From Aspen, 11 years old, USA UTAH

What does a hot dog say when it gets really hot?

My BUNS ARE BURNING MY BUNS ARE BURNING!

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From Eliza H, age 10, South Bend, Indiana

A little girl is sitting in the kitchen, eating a popsicle. Her mom walks in behind her and scares her so she drops it. What does she have?

A DROP-sicle!

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From Payton, 11 years old, Ohio

Why should a banana put lotion on?

So its skin doesn’t peel!

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