What did the glove say to the ball when the ball said, “My car broke down”?
“I got you covered!”
From Dryden, 3 years old
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Baseball Jokes
What did one baseball player say to the other?
Hit a homer!
Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
Why did the cop arrest Barry Bond?
Because he stole home.
What do music and a baseball player have in common?
PITCHES!
How is a baseball team like a pancake?
They both need good batter!
