Where do the players get their Gatorade?
The Pitcher.
From Alexander, age 9, New York City
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Baseball Jokes
What did the glove say to the ball when the ball said, “My car broke down”?
“I got you covered!”
What did one baseball player say to the other?
Hit a homer!
Why was Cinderella so bad at baseball?
Because she had a pumpkin for a coach!
Why did the cop arrest Barry Bond?
Because he stole home.
What do music and a baseball player have in common?
PITCHES!
