Why did the rubber band go to the baseball game?
It wanted to enjoy the seventh inning stretch.
From Vincent M., age 7, St Louis, MO
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Baseball Jokes
Why did the cop go to the baseball game?
Someone “stole” second base!
What did the glove say to the ball?
Catch you later!
Where do the players get their Gatorade?
The Pitcher.
What did the glove say to the ball when the ball said, “My car broke down”?
“I got you covered!”
What did one baseball player say to the other?
Hit a homer!
