Why did the cop arrest Barry Bond?
Because he stole home.
From Frankie, age 17, Bronx, New York
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Baseball Jokes
What do music and a baseball player have in common?
PITCHES!
How is a baseball team like a pancake?
They both need good batter!
What do you call a baseball with bugs on it?
A fly ball!
What did the bowler and the baseball player argue over?
What a strike is!
What’s the difference between a sad baseball player and a marine biologist?
One wails and catches, and the other catches whales!
