If a rooster lays an egg on the top of the roof, which way would the egg fall?
A rooster can not lay an egg!
Chicken Jokes
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside!
Why did the chicken cross the kitchen?
Because he did not want to be cooked!
What did the chicken say when her egg hatched?
That’s eggcellent!
If one side of a barn’s roof is red, and the other is blue, a rooster will come and lay an egg on the top. which side does the egg roll down?
Neither! Roosters don’t lay eggs!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from KFC!!!!
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