Chicken Jokes

From Tischa, age 8, Australia

Why did the chicken go to the construction site?

Because it wanted to see men lay bricks!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

Which came first, chicken or egg?

Chicken. Check it out in the dictionary!

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From Animal, age 14, U.S. TN

What’s so funny about the chicken egg?

I don’t know but it cracks everyone up!

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From Maddy, age 7, Castaic, California

A mother hen lays 10 eggs, and one day, every egg except two hatches. What does she say to those two eggs?

Wake Up and Start Crackin’!

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From Tamerick, age 9, Greensboro, North Carolina

Guess what?

Chicken butt.

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From Jazzlyn, 10 years old, America

Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?

Because he was too chicken!

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