Jokes By Kids

Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.

  • Home
  • Submit a Joke
  • Joke Apps
  • Joke Books
  • Joke Newsletter
  • Art By Kids
  • About
  • What’s New?
You are here: Home ยป People

People Jokes

From Annie, age 11, Korea

What do you do for a living?
I make money.
Yes, but what do you do to make money?
I make money.
You’re not making sense.
Oh, yes, I make cents. Also, dimes and nickels.
Aha! You work at the mint! You make money!

Well, yes! Did you think I’d work for free?
Please wait...

Filed Under: Money, People, Work

From Lily, 10 years old, Brisbane

Three men are stuck at the top of a building. Suddenly a magic slide appears. Whatever the men say when they slide down they land in. The first man says MONEY….. and lands in money. The second man says COFFEE……. and he lands in coffee.

Now the third man was having so much fun that he yelled WEEEEEEEEE…..
Please wait...

Filed Under: People

From Alexeea, 10 years old, California

What type of suit does an attorney wear?

A lawsuit!
Please wait...

Filed Under: People

From Zach Smith, age 12, Arkansas

Who was the fattest Queen of Egypt?

CleoFATra!
Please wait...

Filed Under: People

From Jackson Hodge, 10 years old, Raleigh, NC, United States

What was Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address?

He did didn’t have one. He lived in Washington!
Please wait...

Filed Under: People

From Cowgirl, age 11, Rio Grande City, TX

If the world were a jacket where would the cool people be?

In the hood!
Please wait...

Filed Under: People

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • …
  • 71
  • Next Page »

Get Jokes by Email
Twice a Week

Privacy Pledge: Your information
will never be sold or shared.

Top Jokes

  1. +1421
    -72
    Yo Mama
    Rating: +1349. From 1493 votes.
  2. +754
    -28
    Pretty Polly!
    Rating: +726. From 782 votes.
  3. +634
    -12
    Eating Homework
    Rating: +622. From 646 votes.
  4. +622
    -7
    Names Matter
    Rating: +615. From 629 votes.
  5. +450
    -24
    Crazy Blonde
    Rating: +426. From 474 votes.
  6. +428
    -13
    Statue of Liberty
    Rating: +415. From 441 votes.

Let’s Keep in Touch!


Our Joke Books

volume 1 volume 2

Categories

  • 4th of July
  • Alphabet
  • Animal
  • Art By Kids
  • Baseball
  • Bird
  • Black and White
  • Blonde
  • Bug
  • Cat
  • Chicken
  • Christmas
  • Clothing
  • Computer
  • Cow
  • Cross the Road
  • Dance
  • Dinosaur
  • Doctor
  • Dog
  • Dolphin
  • Elephant
  • Flower and Garden
  • Food
  • For Parents
  • Frog
  • Geography
  • Ghost
  • Halloween
  • Hamster
  • Health and Body
  • Holiday
  • Home and House
  • Kids
  • Knock Knock
  • Library
  • Math
  • Miscellaneous
  • Money
  • Monkey
  • Music
  • New Years
  • Ocean and Beach
  • Penguin
  • People
  • Pig
  • Pirate
  • Policeman
  • Riddles
  • Rock
  • School
  • Science
  • Shark
  • Shoe
  • Snake
  • Space
  • Sports
  • Stamp
  • Tennis
  • Thanksgiving
  • Time
  • Transportation
  • Turtle
  • Uncategorized
  • Weather
  • What Did?
  • What's New?
  • Wolf
  • Work
  • Yo Mama
  • Zombie

About Us

9647 clean kids jokes, and growing every day! JokesByKids.com is published by me, Barbara J. Feldman: mom, wife, syndicated columnist, and founder of Surfnetkids.com.

Jokes By Kids is now also available as free app.

Comments and questions are welcome at ReplyToBarbara.com

Our Joke Books

volume 1 volume 2

Like Us on Facebook