A cowboy rode in on Friday, partied for three days and left on Friday. How can that be?
His horse is named Friday!
From Jake, age 8, Pittsburgh, PA
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People Jokes
What do you get when you cross a bowling ball with a famous author?
J.K. Bowling!
Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
He has a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier!
A person who thinks everything is annoying died. Why?
Because it was too annoying for him to breathe.
Anne: Huh! Every time I get a letter from my daughter in college I have to go to the library.
Josie: You’re lucky; everytime I get a letter from my daughter, I HAVE TO GO TO THE BANK!
A guy was sitting in Starbucks when he realized he had to fart really bad. The music was really loud so he timed his farts to the beat. After a few songs he started to feel better but then he realized people were staring at him.
He was listening to his iPod!
