A cowboy rode in on Friday, partied for three days and left on Friday. How can that be?
What do you get when you cross a bowling ball with a famous author?
Why do people say Captain Kirk has three ears?
A person who thinks everything is annoying died. Why?
Anne: Huh! Every time I get a letter from my daughter in college I have to go to the library.
A guy was sitting in Starbucks when he realized he had to fart really bad. The music was really loud so he timed his farts to the beat. After a few songs he started to feel better but then he realized people were staring at him.