Did you hear the one about the deaf guy?
Why did Dracula’s wife have a hard time going to sleep?
Why did Piglet, Eeyore, and Christopher Robin stick their head down the toilet?
If Spiderman died, what would you call his wife?
What do you call a woman whose mind wanders a lot?
A woman and her baby get on a bus. The bus driver says, “My! That is the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” The woman walks to the back of the bus furious. She says to the man next to her, “That bus driver just insulted me!”