People Jokes

From SamarraScott, 9 years old, Brooklyn, NY

My wife misses me…

But, her aim is getting better!

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From Angelica, Teresa, N., age 10, Pennsylvania

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says “spit out your gum!” and the train says “chew chew!”

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From Julie, age 10, Laois, Republic of Ireland

Why was the policeman singing in the car?

He was a singer too.

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, MICHIGAN

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hairs!

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From Mr. Jay Does All, 10 years old, USA

What do you call the guards working at a Samsung store?

The Guardians Of The Galaxy!

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From Dave, age 9, Vancouver, BC

What do you call a psychic bank clerk?

A fortune teller!

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