Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
Because they’re always a little short!
People Jokes
How do you get to a man’s stomach?
Through his esophagus!
What did the accountant do when he was constipated?
He worked it out with a pencil.
What did the fork say to Obi-Wan-Kanobi?
May the fork be with you!
Toby: I think I’ll have to sack my secretary.
Tim: Why?
Toby: She keeps using four letter words.
Tim: She has bad language?
Toby: No, she keeps saying “Can’t”, “Won’t” and “Don’t”!
What happened when the boy watched too much TV?
His eyes turned into a square shape.
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