What do you call someone who looks at your cards?
A cheetah!
Riddles
What’s green on the inside and purple on the outside?
A frog in a purple dress!
Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
What color is a burp?
Burple!
If a long dress is evening wear, what is armor?
Silver wear.
What’s black and white, and black and white, and black and white all over, and so on?
Loads and loads of penguins!
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