What do you call a boat full of lambs going to war?
A battlesheep!
Riddles
A man was about to die. He said to his three sons,” If you can fulfill my wish, you can have this house. I want you to fill up the room. The first son brought in straw but that was not it. The second son brought in sticks but that was not it either. The third son filled up the room but what did he use to make the old man happy?
He used a candle to make light!
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug.
Where does Batman use the bathroom?
The Batroom!
The red house is made of red bricks.
The blue house is made of blue bricks.
What is the green house made of?
Glass!
When you walk into the bathroom, you’re an American. When you walk out of the bathroom, you’re an American. What are you when your in the bathroom?
European!
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