What’s the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly, but a fly can’t bird!
Riddles
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs!
Why don’t vampires have friends?
Because they are a pain in the neck!
A plane from the U.S. flies to Canada and then crashes in Canada. Where do you bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors!
What do you get if you lose your knuckle in your sandwich?
A knuckle sandwich!
It is the beginning of eternity,
The end of time and space,
The beginning of the end,
And the end of every space.
What is it?
The letter E.
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