Math Jokes

From Tumi, age 11, South Africa

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because seven ate nine!

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From Jeremiah, 14 years old, Wyoming

Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X.

She’s not coming back and we don’t know Y.

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From Isabella, age 8, U.S.A

What happens when a dime knocks on a door?

He breaks his nickels!

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From Paloma Funny, 12 years old

Daniel had 50 cookies. He ate 20 of them. What does he have now?

Diabetes.

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From Courtney, age 10, US

What did the math book say to the pencil?

I have too many problems!

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From Debbie, a parent, Memphis, Tennessee

How does a cow add?

With a cow-culator!

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