Math Jokes

From J.K., 3 years old.

How did the angle stay in a cold room without a jacket?

He stayed in the corner of the room, where it was 90 degrees!

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From Madigan M., 11 years old, Winfield, IL.

Math:

What’s a math teacher’s favorite type of insect?

An algae-bee!

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From Caroline N., 11 years old, Winfield, IL.

What’s a cow’s favorite math problem?

1 + 1 = moo!

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From Nate D., 11 years old, Winfield, IL.

Math:

What did the circle say to the square?

How about some pi?

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From Zac M., 11 years old, Winfield, IL.

How do math teachers drink their rootbeer?

In a square bottle!

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From Bridget J., 11 years old, Winfield, IL.

What did the math teacher name her cow?

Cow-culator! (Calculator!)

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