Why did the scientists have to stay at the mathmetician’s house?
He was serving pi!
From Bunny, age 6, Fresno, Texas
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Math Jokes
Why didn`t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents.
What snake does a math teacher like?
An Adder!
Why did the child eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
If there are ten cats in a boat and one jumps out, how many are left?
None; they’re all copy cats!
