What did the zero say to the eight?
Nice belt!
From Kayleigh, age 9, Ontario, Canada
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Math Jokes
What did the tree say to the mathematician?
Gee, I’m a tree! (Geometry)
Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!
Why did the scientists have to stay at the mathmetician’s house?
He was serving pi!
Why didn`t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents.
What snake does a math teacher like?
An Adder!
