What did the kid say to his math?
You know some day, you will have to solve your own problems!
From Utsavi, age 9, India,Mumbai
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Math Jokes
What did 0 say to 8?
“Nice belt!”
What did the circle say to the tangent line?
“Stop touching me!”
WHat do you get if you divide the cirucmference of a JACK-0-LANTERN by it’s diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
Why did the child eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
What are ten things you can always count on?
Your fingers!
