Math Jokes

From Victoria, 8 years old, Deleware

What tool do you use in math?

Multi-plyers!

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From Jacoby, 9 years old, Gainesville, Florida

Why did the math student cross his legs?

Because he had to go to the mathroom!

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From Sydney, 9 years old, Ontario

Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 ate (8) 9!

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From Rachael, age 11, Billingham

What do you get when you cross a calculator and a friend?

A friend you can count on!

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From Dee Guo, age 8, California, U.S.

What did the math book say to the student?

You’ve got to solve all my problems.

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From Katie, age 10, Columbus,Ohio

What did the calculator say to the boxer?

Punch some numbers in!

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