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Math Jokes

From Kim, age 13, Iola, Texas

Why would you call an 11-inch person a prince?

Because at 12-inches he would become a ruler!!!!
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Filed Under: Math, People

From Kaylin, age 12, Centrailia , Washington

What kind of underwear do math teachers wear?

Algebras!
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Filed Under: Math

From Wilfred, age 10, Stebbins, Alaska

Why was the obtuse angle ugly?

She wasn’t a cute angle!
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Filed Under: Math

From Dj, age 10, Ocala, Florida

Why did 5 stay near 6?

Because 7 ate 9
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Filed Under: Math

From Joey S., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

What is a swimmer’s favorite math?

Dive-ision! (Division!)
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Filed Under: Math, Sports

From Merissa, 10 years old, Oklahoma

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had so many problems!
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Filed Under: Math

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