Math Jokes

From Wilfred, age 10, Stebbins, Alaska

Why was the obtuse angle ugly?

She wasn’t a cute angle!

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From Dj, age 10, Ocala, Florida

Why did 5 stay near 6?

Because 7 ate 9

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From Joey S., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

What is a swimmer’s favorite math?

Dive-ision! (Division!)

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From Merissa, 10 years old, Oklahoma

Why did the math book look so sad?

Because it had so many problems!

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From Nicolas, age 7, Alberta, Canada

What’s between seven and eight?

The word “and”.

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From Ethan, 11 years old, Usa

What did the boy call his ruler that broke in half in math class?

A fraction

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