What do you get if you cross an alien, a rabbit, and an owl?
A martian that jumps to high heavens and doesn’t give a hoot!
From Jon, age 8, Surprise, AZ
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Space Jokes
What did the alien say when he landed on earth?
This doesn’t look anything like Mars!
How do you know when the moon isn’t hungry?
When it’s full!
How does a rocket get sacked?
It gets fired!
What sort of chocolate do people from Mars eat?
Mars bars!!!
I was up all night wondering where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me!
