What did the alien say when he landed on earth?
This doesn’t look anything like Mars!
From Erowyn, age 6, San Diego, CA
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Space Jokes
How do you know when the moon isn’t hungry?
When it’s full!
How does a rocket get sacked?
It gets fired!
What sort of chocolate do people from Mars eat?
Mars bars!!!
I was up all night wondering where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me!
What does the moon hold its pants up with?
An Asteroid belt!
