Cool Teenage Martian: I was at a party on Mercury last night.
His Friend: Was it any good?
Cool Teenage Martian: No! It was really boring.
His Friend: How come?
Cool Teenage Martian: There was no atmosphere.
Space Jokes
What do parents in the solar system say to there kids?
Rise and shine, sun!
What is an alien’s favorite website?
Space-book!
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park your car in it, man!
Why is Saturn called Saturn?
t had a nice ring to it!!
What do you get if you cross an alien, a rabbit, and an owl?
A martian that jumps to high heavens and doesn’t give a hoot!
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