Space Jokes

From Alex, 12 years old, Quito, Ecuador

Why is Neptune such a windy planet?

Because it’s next to Uranus!

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From Alex L, 12 years old, Quito, Ecuador

What do aliens measure things with?

A meteor stick!

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From Casey, 11 years old, New York, NY

What do stars use to buy things?

Starbucks!

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From Alex L, 12 years old

What’s in the middle of the universe?

The letter V!

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From Maddie Rigo, 11 years old, USA

What’s the favorite candy in outer space?

Milky Way!

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From Alex, 10 years old, Ohio, USA

Why did the boy have his birthday in outer space?

Because, he wanted it to be out of this world!

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