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Space Jokes

From JW Kendrick, 11 years old, San Diego

When does an astronaut eat?

At launch time!
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From Tommy B., age 17, Columbus, Ohio

What did the alien painter say to the the earth painter?

Take me to your ladder!
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From Adicus ball, age 3, China,IL

What deodorant do astronauts use?

OLD SPACE!
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From StrikerAlei, 10 years old, California

What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer?

The spacebar!
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From Amanda, 11 years old, Highland, Indiana

Why did the star get arrested?

Because it was a shooting star! ๐Ÿ™‚
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From Alex, 10 years old, Ohio, USA

Why did the boy have his birthday in outer space?

Because, he wanted it to be out of this world!
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