What sort of chocolate do people from Mars eat?
Mars bars!!!
From Lily, age 6, Australia
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Space Jokes
I was up all night wondering where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me!
What does the moon hold its pants up with?
An Asteroid belt!
Why is Neptune such a windy planet?
Because it’s next to Uranus!
What do aliens measure things with?
A meteor stick!
What do stars use to buy things?
Starbucks!
