Space Jokes

From Casey, 11 years old, New York, NY

What do stars use to buy things?

Starbucks!

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From Alex L, 12 years old.

What’s in the middle of the universe?

The letter V!

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From Maddie Rigo, 11 years old, USA.

What’s the favorite candy in outer space?

Milky Way!

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From Alex, 10 years old, Ohio, USA.

Why did the boy have his birthday in outer space?

Because, he wanted it to be out of this world!

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From Anonymous, 10 years old, Canada.

What did the Earth say to the sun?

I’m coming around!

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From Lyrical, 3 years old.

When did the astronauts eat their lunch?

At launch time! (Lunch time!)

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