Space Jokes

From Amaiya Zimmerman, 9 years old, Austria

What do parents in the solar system say to there kids?

Rise and shine, sun!

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From Jacob, 11 years old, United States of America

What is an alien’s favorite website?

Space-book!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What do you do if you see a spaceman?

Park your car in it, man!

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From Joe, age 10, Sheffield, England

Why is Saturn called Saturn?

t had a nice ring to it!!

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From Jon, age 8, Surprise, AZ

What do you get if you cross an alien, a rabbit, and an owl?

A martian that jumps to high heavens and doesn’t give a hoot!

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From Erowyn, age 6, San Diego, CA

What did the alien say when he landed on earth?

This doesn’t look anything like Mars!

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