Space Jokes

From Frida, 10 years old, California, USA.

Why did Mickey Mouse go to space?

He went to visit Pluto!

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From Frida, 10 years old, California.

What is one month old, but has been here forever?

The moon, because every month there is a NEW moon!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI.

How much is the moon worth?

One dollar, cuz it has 4 quarters!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Michigan.

What did Mars say to Saturn?

Give me a ring sometime.

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan.

Did you hear that NASA has made a restaurant on the moon?

It has great food, low prices, but the atmosphere is really lacking!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan.

What does an astronaut wear to the moon?

An apollo shirt! (a polo shirt)

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