Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
From Tristen Shepherd, 9 years old, Temecula, California
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What has a tongue, six eyes, and a sole?
My shoe.
Anong hayop ang galit sa kanyang tatay?
Tiger!
Robert: What did Dela-ware?
Michael: I dont know. What did Dela-ware?
Robert: A New Jersey!
What does Pikachu say when he sneezes?
Pic-ACHOO!
What’s black and white and red all over?
The newspaper!
