What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?
Flat minor.
What did the man who always had an itch say when he was disappointed?
Darn-itch!
(Teacher asks his student:)”What are you going to write your history essay on?”
“Paper.”
What is a mouse’s favourite game?
Hide and squeak!
What is a scientist’s favorite dog?
A lab!
What did the frog order when he went to McDonald’s?
A hoppy meal.
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