Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
The “p” is silent!
What goes all around the world but stays in one spot?
A stamp!
Why are bowling alleys so quiet?
Because, you can hear a pin drop!
What did one wolf say to another?
Let’s go catch some fast food!
There’s a red house,a white house,and a blue house. If the red house is on the left, and the blue house is on the right, where’s the white house?
In Washington D.C.!
Why does a hand only grow 11 inches?
If it grew 12 it would be a foot!
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