What kind of phone can make music?
A saxophone!
From Kiki, age 11, America
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What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
Plenty of room!
Kid #1: Great news, Teacher says we have a test today, come rain or shine.
Kid #2: So what’s so great about that?
Kid #1: It’s snowing!
What did the zombie say to the skeleton?
No guts, no glory!
What did one tick ask the other tick?
Are you Ticked off?
What are ghosts favorite pants?
Boo jeans!!
