Why did the hunter want to get paid to hunt?
To make a few bucks!
From Spencer, age 8, United States
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What happens when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerous?
Elefino!
I have a chicken-proof front yard.
It’s im-peck-able (impeccable)!
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can’t tuna fish!
There are 2 mothers and 2 daughters going to the store. They bought 3 pairs of shoes and each of them got a pair of shoes. How can this happen?
There is a mother, a daughter, and a grandmother. The mother is a daughter and a mother!
Bob’s teacher asks Bob, “Where is your homework?” He replies, “It got carried off in a strong wind.” The teacher then asks, “Why were you late?” To which, Bob replies…
“I had to wait for a strong wind!”
