Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Patient: Doctor, my ears are ringing!
Doctor: Then answer it !
What did Michael Jackson say to the bully?
Beat It! Beat It!
What is a computer’s least favorite snack?
Cheese and hackers!
Why did Batman stop going fishing?
Because Robin kept eating all the bait!
What did the garbage man eat?
Junk food!
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