Jokes By Kids

From Ethan, 11 years old, Arizona.

Why are the 49ers named the 49ers?

Because they didn’t make the
50 yard line!

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From Daniel, 9 years old, Alabama.

Why did the out of shape cow quit her job her job?

She couldn’t keep jumping over the moon!

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From Kiran, 12 years old, India.

Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?

No. They eat their fingers separately!

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From Kiran, 12 years old, India.

Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?

No. They usually eat their fingers separately!

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From Meridith Allman, 10 years old, United States, Florida.

Why were the football players so hot?

All of the fans went away!

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From Larry, 13 years old, Canada.

Why did George Washington always sleep while standing up?

He could never lie!

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