What time is it when your clock turns thirteen?
Time to fix it!
From Archie, age 9, Texas, USA
Please wait...
What did the chicken say when her egg hatched?
That’s eggcellent!
A boy wrote this letter home from camp:
Dear Mom and Dad:
Gue$$ what I need? Plea$e $end $ome $oon.
Be$t wi$he$,
Your $on $sammy
His parents wrote back
Dear Sammy,
NOthing much is happening here.
Please write aNOther letter soon.
Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
NOthing much is happening here.
Please write aNOther letter soon.
Bye for NOw.
Love,
Mom and Dad
What do you put in chocolate?
Your teeth!
What is the tallest building in New York City?
The library, because it has the most stories.
How do you fix a pizza?
With tomato paste!
