Boy:Mum I think my teacher likes me!
Mother:Why is that?
Because she put lots of Xs on my work!
What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
Decomposing!
I tried to catch fog yesterday.
But, I mist!
What does a boxer drink?
Punch!
What did one pencil say to the other pencil when it came out of the pencil sharpener?
You’re lookin’ mighty sharp today!
What do you call an eight-legged cat?
An octopus.
