Which two letters are always cool?
AC!
Which extraterrestrials like to play the trumpet?
A MARTIAN band !!!
If your hamster dies where do you buy a new one?
New Hamster!
How do sheep keep warm in winter?
By central bleating!!
How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
Hold the skunk’s nose!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a peanut butter sandwich?
Either a sandwich that never forgets, or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth!!
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