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From BananaTNTReal, 11 years old

What did the weatherman say to the other weatherman?

Hi, sunshine!
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Filed Under: Weather

From Alexis, 11 years old, New York

What did the doctor banana say to the patient banana?

How are you peeling today?
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Filed Under: Doctor

From Nesha'moss, age 12, Miami

Who is the most colorful rapper ?

Eminem!
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Filed Under: Kids

From Livi, age 11, England

Why did the pirate cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop!
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Filed Under: Hamster

From Andrew, age 7, Florida, USA

What did the cow say to her friend on Facebook?

Moo
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Filed Under: Cow

From Tori G, 10 years old, Tennessee

What do ducks eat?

Quackers!
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Filed Under: Bird

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