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From Jaxon, 10 years old, Virginia

A man was about to die. He said to his three sons,” If you can fulfill my wish, you can have this house. I want you to fill up the room. The first son brought in straw but that was not it. The second son brought in sticks but that was not it either. The third son filled up the room but what did he use to make the old man happy?

He used a candle to make light!
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Filed Under: Home and House, Riddles

From Jeremiah, 14 years old, Wyoming

Dear Algebra, please stop asking us to find your X.

She’s not coming back and we don’t know Y.
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Filed Under: Math

From Aliyah Lani Johnson, 8 years old, San Diego, CA

What did the cat get for Christmas?

Pur-fect presents!
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Filed Under: Cat

From Leyla, 7 years old, Anguilla

What do you give to a sick lemon?

Lemon aid!
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Filed Under: Food

From Sonia, 11 years old, Indonesia

What is Beethoven doing in his grave ?

De-composing!
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Filed Under: People

From Simone, age 10, Georgia, Smyrna

Why do dogs run in circles?

Because they can’t run in a square!
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Filed Under: Dog

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