Why did the tomato turn red???
A man is at a restaurant. He orders soup.
Man: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
What is the only store you can’t walk right into?
What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
Why did the fashion model eat the ice cream?
Two snakes were slithering down the road and one turned to the other and said “Pardon me, but is it true that we are poisonous?
The other snake said yeah… I think so. Why?