What does a train say when it’s hungry?
TEACHER TO AMY: Amy, write a sentence with the word “lettuce” in it.
Amy writes something.
TEACHER TO AMY: What’ve you written down, Amy?
Amy hands the teacher her book.
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
When is a bad time to cross a black cat?
Why are dollars so smart?
What did the alien say when he landed on earth?