A patient said to a doctor”Doc, I have a strawberry stuck up my bum.” What does the doctor say?
“No worries, I have got some cream for that”
From Mayank , 10 years old, Nepal
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Why was the computer so thin ?
Because it hadn’t had many bytes !
What do ants wear?
P-ants!
Why is the state Mississippi so odd?
Because it has four I’s but can’t see!
Why don’t elephants pick their noses?
Because they don’t know what to do with a 20 pound booger!
What do you call a dog the is all sweaty?
a HOT dog!
