What does a boxer drink?
Punch!
From Matt, age 8, LA
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What did one pencil say to the other pencil when it came out of the pencil sharpener?
You’re lookin’ mighty sharp today!
What do you call an eight-legged cat?
An octopus.
Why did the fish stay home?
Because he didn’t have a school!
What happens when your nose runs and your feet smell?
You were built upside down!
Where do pirates eat?
Argh-by’s!
