Which extraterrestrials like to play the trumpet?
A MARTIAN band !!!
If your hamster dies where do you buy a new one?
New Hamster!
How do sheep keep warm in winter?
By central bleating!!
How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
Hold the skunk’s nose!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a peanut butter sandwich?
Either a sandwich that never forgets, or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth!!
What did Ernie say to his best friend when he asked him if he wanted ice cream?
“Sure, Bert!”
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