How does a skeleton talk to his friends?
He uses a telebone!
From Samantha, age 10, Tennessee
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What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to get a new one!
James: Can you spell the word “Water?”
Dan: Of course!
James: Spell it.
Dan: w-a-t-e-r!
James: Wrong! It’s spelled, i-t!
Dan: Oh…
Dan: Oh…
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 ate (8) 9!
What is 5 Q plus 5 Q?
10 Q? your welcome
Why did the chickens sit on their eggs?
Because they didn’t have any chairs!
