What did the dog say to the cat before dinner?
Bone apetit!
From Bridget, age 9, Indiana
Please wait...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
How are cars most likely to get flat tires?
At forks in the road!
What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?
Nice to MEAT you!
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!
What did the kid say to his math?
You know some day, you will have to solve your own problems!
