What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?
Nice to MEAT you!
From Anna, 11 years old, Naperville, Illinois
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Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Because they are stuffed!
What did the kid say to his math?
You know some day, you will have to solve your own problems!
A guy was sitting in Starbucks when he realized he had to fart really bad. The music was really loud so he timed his farts to the beat. After a few songs he started to feel better but then he realized people were staring at him.
He was listening to his iPod!
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?
It wooden go!
Why does the cow sometimes cough?
Sometimes it feels a little hoarse.
