I was originally going to get a brain transplant.
Then, I changed my mind!
What do you get when you eat beans and onions?
Teargas!
Parallel lines have so much in common…..
too bad they never meet!
Why did the star go to jail?
Because it was a shooting star!
What did the door say to the window?
“Lean on me”
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back???
A stick.
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