Why did the hunter want to get paid to hunt?
What happens when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerous?
I have a chicken-proof front yard.
What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
There are 2 mothers and 2 daughters going to the store. They bought 3 pairs of shoes and each of them got a pair of shoes. How can this happen?
Bob’s teacher asks Bob, “Where is your homework?” He replies, “It got carried off in a strong wind.” The teacher then asks, “Why were you late?” To which, Bob replies…