Why did my sister jump up and down?
Because she was on a jump-a-line!
From Ashley,Compter lab, age 13, Indiana, South Bend
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A ham sandwich walks into a bar…
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What did the hamburger say to the other hamburger?
Nice buns!
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper!
How do you open a chest full of bananas?
You use a mon-key!
There is a one-story house. In it is a chair, a stove, a kitchen and a living room. Where are the stairs?
There are no stairs because it is a one-story house.
