Why couldn’t the boy open the jelly jar?
Because it was jammed!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A pork chop!
A scientist was out of theories so he asked a ball of yarn. And it said…
String theory!
What music do balloons hate?
“POP”!
Why is an elephant so wrinkly?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
What does a hot dog say when it wins a contest?
I’m the wiener!
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