I once wondered “Is that frisbee getting bigger?”
THEN, IT HIT ME!
Did you hear they’re changing the flooring in day care centers?
They’re calling it “infant-tile!”
What did the math book say to the pencil?
I have too many problems!
Did you hear the one about the skunk?
It really stank!
Who is the best person to borrow money from?
From a lone wolf!
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Just put him in.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open up the refrigerator and take the elephant out, then put the giraffe in.
If there’s an all animal meeting, where’s the giraffe? In the refrigerator.
How do you get across an alligator lake with no boat?
Just swim across because all the alligators are at the meeting!
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