What did the little star say to his momma star when the bathroom line was too long? !”
“MOMMA! I GOTTA TWINKLE!”
From Gabby, age 17, USA
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Why did my sister jump up and down?
Because she was on a jump-a-line!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar…
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
What did the hamburger say to the other hamburger?
Nice buns!
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper!
How do you open a chest full of bananas?
You use a mon-key!
