How does a rock wash his clothes?
On the rock cycle. Tumble dry.
From Birdman, age 13, Battleground, Washington
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Where do ships go when they get sick?
To the Doc(k)!
What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Kids don’t eat broccoli
What do you call an evil white wizard from The Lord Of The Rings with an arrow stuck in his head?
Aroman!
Why did the pirate refuse to say “Aye, aye Captain”?
Because he only had one eye!
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A Cookie Sheet!
