What did the 3-legged dog say as he came into the saloon?
“I’ve come for the man who shot my paw!”
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the court?
Odour, Odour in the court!
Why was the broom late for school?
Because he over swept!
What do you call a pirate’s pet?
Scurvy dog!
How do you catch a Unique rabbit?
Unique up on it!
What did the penny say to the other penny?
Do you want to make cents?
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