What do you give a bird when it’s sick?
A tweetment!
From Samantha, 10 years old, Colorado
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What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me!
Yo Mama so stupid…
She tried to put M and M’s in alphabetical order!
Joey: What ends everything?
James: I don’t know. What?
Joey: The letter g.
What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?
A food fight!
Why did the pig go in the kitchen?
Because he felt like bacon!
