There was a boy who wanted to cross the hot sand and many witches, how could he go?
He would make a sandwich and eat it!
From Husaina, age 10, India
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If you are an American in the living room then what are you in the restroom?
European!
If you are an American before you enter the bathroom and you are an American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you when you are in the bathroom?
European!
Why did the elephant wear green socks ?
So he could hide in the grass!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because 7 ATE 9!
Who spends the most time in the bathroom?
A plumber!
