Why did the duck go to jail?
Because he was selling quack!
From Adrianna Comley, 9 years old,
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What do you get if you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I don’t know, but I would not try milking it!
Why did the lazy man want a job in a bakery?
So he could loaf around!
In an oval room there was a murder. The suspects were: a butcher cutting meat, a surgeon doing surgery, and a maid sweeping the corners. Who did it?
The maid. There are no corners in an oval!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
The chicken who?
The chicken who crossed the road to get to your house!
How do you make a witch itch ?
Take away its “w”!
