There was a girl named Katy. Everyone thought she was related to Beethoven so they dug him up to test their DNA. When they unburied him they found him sitting there erasing his music. They asked him what he was doing.He said….
“I’m decomposing.”
What did the farmer say when his dog stole his corn?
“AW, shucks.”
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Is it just me or do you smell carrots?
Sarah: I haven’t slept in days.
Eryn: Aren’t you tired?
Sarah: No, I sleep at night!
What’s a cop’s favorite food?
Corn on the cop!
What did the goat say to the White House?
You have so maaaaaaany rooms!
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