I was up all night wondering where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me!
From Grace, 10 years old, Almond
Please wait...
Waiter, what do you call this dish?
Chicken Surprise.
But I don’t see any chicken!
That’s the surprise!
What do you call a witch in a desert?
A sandwich!
3 out of 2 children don’t understand fractions.
What was Marc Anthony’s favourite headwear?
A CleoHATra!
What do you call a tuba at the bottom of the ocean?
A TUBA-diver!
