What are the two richest fish in the sea?
A goldfish and a silverfish!
From Chris Pulgar, 12 years old, USA
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A prisoner was escaping. He dug a hole into a playground and leaped out of the hole, yelling,
“I’m free! I have just become free!” A small girl looked at him and replied,
“So what, I’m four!”
How did the computer criminal get out of jail?
He pressed the escape key!!!
A boy was having a birthday party. Then a mushroom walks in and the little boy says, “That mushroom can’t come to my birthday party!”
The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
What snake does a math teacher like?
A pie-thon!
Have you seen the movie “Constipated?”
No, it hasn’t come out yet!
