What room has no windows or doors?
A mushroom!
How do you know the difference between weather and climate?
You can’t weather a tree but you can climb it!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crummy!
Why are bowling alleys so quiet?
Because, you can hear a pin drop!
How do you stop a dingo from charging?
Take away its credit card!
What does the butcher say to introduce his wife?
Meat Patty!
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