A bear walked into a bar and said to the man, “Can I get a ……….. Drink please?” and the man said……,
Why the big paws?
A professor was building a machine that could do 20 things at once. He had all the parts, but nothing to put them together. So he asked his dumb assistant to go out to the store and get glue. The store had almost everything: french toast, sushi, breaded halibut, but no glue. So the assistant bought the breaded halibut. Why?
It doesn’t take a genius to know fish sticks.
What is a fish without eyes?
A fsh!
What has cities without houses, rivers without water, and forests without trees?
A map!
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug.
What do you do for a living?
I make money.
Yes, but what do you do to make money?
I make money.
You’re not making sense.
Oh, yes, I make cents. Also, dimes and nickels.
Aha! You work at the mint! You make money!
Well, yes! Did you think I’d work for free?
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