Why didn’t Cinderella win the basketball game?
Because she had a pumpkin as a coach!
From Emily, age 10, Feltwell, England
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If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?
It will become WET!!!
What did the boy do with his homework?
He ate it, because he thought it was a piece of cake!
What did the little star say to his momma star when the bathroom line was too long? !”
“MOMMA! I GOTTA TWINKLE!”
Why did my sister jump up and down?
Because she was on a jump-a-line!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar…
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
