There was a girl named Katy. Everyone thought she was related to Beethoven so they dug him up to test their DNA. When they unburied him they found him sitting there erasing his music. They asked him what he was doing.He said….
Why did the deer cross the road?
Why is a mother who lost her child like a hunter?
Why did the turtle cross the main road?
Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?
What kind of witch has cheese and ham on it?