Can a pet really be worth 500?
Yes, if it saves all its money!
Why wouldn’t the policeman come out from under the covers?
He was arresting!
Why did the football couch go to the bank?
Because he wanted to get his quarter back!
Why will tennis players never marry?
Because in tennis love means nothing.
What did the cat call the mouse on roller skates?
Meals on wheels!
Three men are stuck at the top of a building. Suddenly a magic slide appears. Whatever the men say when they slide down they land in. The first man says MONEY….. and lands in money. The second man says COFFEE……. and he lands in coffee.
Now the third man was having so much fun that he yelled WEEEEEEEEE…..
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