Mary’s mother had four children North, South, and West. What was her other child’s name?
Mary!
From Cari, age 9, Athens, Ohio
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What is black and white?
An Oreo!
Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan!
Why was the celery suprised when he saw the salad in the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?
Loafers!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from K.F.C.!
