What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
What is in the centre of America?
The letter “R”.
Which side of the chicken has more feathers?
The outside!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
Teacher:Name two states in the US.
Student:Me!Me!
Teacher:Yes?
Student:I’ll name one Bob, and the other one Phil!
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