What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me!
From Hala, age 9, Australia
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Yo Mama so stupid…
She tried to put M and M’s in alphabetical order!
Joey: What ends everything?
James: I don’t know. What?
Joey: The letter g.
What do you call it when you see fruit punch and a cereal box?
A food fight!
Why did the pig go in the kitchen?
Because he felt like bacon!
What do leopards say after lunch?
That sure hit the spots!
