What type of music do rocks like?
The Rolling Stones!
From Oliver S, age 8, Los Angeles
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What do poor people have, rich people need and if you eat it you will die?
NOTHING!
What’s the difference between chop beef and pea soup?
Anybody can chop beef but nobody can pee soup!
Why did the child eat his homework?
Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake.
What do you get when you cross a bowling ball with a famous author?
J.K. Bowling!
Why do spiders spin webs?
No one’s ever taught them to crochet!
