What do you do if a lion and a jaguar are chasing you, and you only have one bullet in a gun?
What’s black white and red all over?
Teacher: Lily, if you have 2 cents and your mom gives you 80 cents, how much would you have?
Teacher: Do you know your math?
Lily: Do you know my mom?
I was up all night wondering where the sun went.
Waiter, what do you call this dish?
But I don’t see any chicken!
What do you call a witch in a desert?