Why did the tomato turn red???
It saw the salad dressing!!!
From Shano, 10 years old, Islamabad, Pakistan
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A man is at a restaurant. He orders soup.
Man: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter: Then why aren’t you laughing?
What is the only store you can’t walk right into?
Wall-Mart!!!!
What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
No eye deer!
Why did the fashion model eat the ice cream?
Because she was hot!
Two snakes were slithering down the road and one turned to the other and said “Pardon me, but is it true that we are poisonous?
The other snake said yeah… I think so. Why?
Because I just bit my tongue!
