Why was the pirate scared of the movie?
Because it was rated arrrrrr!
Why did the turkey join the band?
He had the drumsticks!
What fish died but still swims?
An angel fish of course!
What is a duck’s favorite restaurant?
Quack-er barrel!
Why did Mickey go to outerspace?
To see Pluto!
Over and over again, a little turtle would jump out of a tall tree and fall to the ground, flailing his limbs around. Two birds were watching and the female bird says to the male bird…
“Honey, I think it’s time to tell our baby he’s adopted.”
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