Can a house fly?
No, but a pelican!
From Joe , age 13, London, England
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What did a chicken do in a science class?
An eggs-periment!
Why do bicycles fall over?
Because they are two tired to stand!
What is the only way you can get into a ring?
Become a wrestler!
What’s a pronoun?
A noun that gets paid!
Why did the bottle of ketchup lose the race?
He had to catch up!
