Why did the cook get arrested?
Cuz he beat up an egg!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Bean, 11 years old, El Salvador
Why did the cook get arrested?
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From Colby, age 12, Florida
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
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