How do you make an egg roll?
You push it!
From Smiley28, 13 years old, USA
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Mama, is that you?
What did the police man said to his tummy?
You are under a vest!
What did the pen say to the pencil?
I see your point!
What do you give a sick bird?
A tweetment.
What did the farmer say when his dog stole his corn?
“AW, shucks.”
