Why is London called a cyclops?
Because it has one eye. The London Eye!
Why was 9 scared of 7?
7 ate 9.
What should you do when someone sends useless emails about canned meat?
Spam them back!
If the world were a jacket where would the cool people be?
In the hood!
There are many castles in the world, but who is strong enough to move one?
Any chess player!
Why was the apple so lonely?
Because the banana split!
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