What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A Cookie Sheet!
From Luke, age 10, Nottingham, Pennsylvania
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What do you call a fly that can’t fly?
A walk!
Why will tennis players never marry?
Because in tennis love means nothing.
Why did Bob eat his computer?
Because it was an Apple computer!
What is black and white and red all over?
A hysterical skunk.
Two silkworms had a race. What happened?
They ended up in a tie!
