What is a cat’s favorite thing about fashion?
The catwalk!
A lady goes to a fast food restaurant and pulls up to the drive thru. The cashier informs her about a special that they’re having. “You can get the shakes for $1.99!” She pulls up to the food window and hands him $2.00 and asks, “Ready?”. She then begins to shake rapidly. “Why are you shaking ma’am?” The cashier asks.
“Because,” she replies, “I’m getting the shakes for $1.99! And for the extra penny, I’ll even throw in a twitch!”
What Do Call A Spy In Bed ?
Under-Cover
What’s a parrot’s favorite game?
Hide and speak!
Which fish costs the most?
Gold-Fish
What’s a banana’s favorite sport?
Track and peeled (track and field)!
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