What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?
Why do monkeys like bananas?
One day a duck walked into a store and said, “Got any duck food?” Then the shop owner said, “No.” The next day the duck walked in and said, “You got any duck food?” Then the shop owner said, “If you don’t stop saying that I’ll tape your mouth shut and nail your feet to the ground!” The next week after that the duck walked into the shop and said, “Got any tape or nails?”
What’s my least favorite part of school?
What did one cat say to another?
If love is grand, what is a divorce?