There were two people called Crazy and Nothing. One day, Nothing fell out the kitchen window and Crazy called the police for help. This is what he said:
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What did one math book say to the other?
Why shouldn’t you ever trust an atom?
A millionaire is hosting a party at his house and invites his guests to the pool area. He tells them, “Inside the pool are two great white sharks! Anyone who’s brave enough to swim across the pool, I will give them whatever they want.” The guests talk to themselves but no jumps in, suddenly a splash is heard and everyone turns to see a guy swimming in the pool. He passes the two sharks and makes it safely to the end of the pool, the millionaire grabs his hand and tells him “Sir I’m a man of my word what do you want? I’ll give you anything.” The man replies…
Where did the boat go when it was sick?