What do dogs put on their pizza?
Mutt-zerella cheese!
From Meow, 11 years old, Canada
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Why couldn’t the alien kitty drink her milk?
Because it was in a flying saucer!
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
By removing his batteries!
Why can’t you say 288 in public?
Its two gross!
What is black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a diaper rash!!
Why did the computer wear glasses?
Because it had to improve it’s web sight!
