Why did the cook get arrested?
Cuz he beat up an egg!
From Bean, 11 years old, El Salvador
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What did the big flower say to the small flower?
What’s up, bud?
What did the man who always had an itch say when he was disappointed?
Darn-itch!
What did the boy say when he chased the food?
That’s fast food!
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
Because they fight knights (nights)!
Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
Because it was a chicken!
