What are the two richest fish in the sea?
A prisoner was escaping. He dug a hole into a playground and leaped out of the hole, yelling,
“I’m free! I have just become free!” A small girl looked at him and replied,
How did the computer criminal get out of jail?
A boy was having a birthday party. Then a mushroom walks in and the little boy says, “That mushroom can’t come to my birthday party!”
What snake does a math teacher like?
Have you seen the movie “Constipated?”