Why do spiders spin webs?
No one’s ever taught them to crochet!
From Ruth, age 7, India
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How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun!
There once was a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than her. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June.
Why?
Because that was the end of May!
How can you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose shut.
What did one loaf of bread say to the other loaf of bread?
I am bready to go!
What’s invisible and smells like bananas?
Monkey fart!
