What is a cow’s favourite holiday (vacation)?
Mooo York!
From Alana Kennedy, 10 years old, Glasgow, Scotland
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What do you call a orange cat with black stripes?
A tiger!
What do you give a bird when it’s sick?
A tweetment!
What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me!
Yo Mama so stupid…
She tried to put M and M’s in alphabetical order!
Joey: What ends everything?
James: I don’t know. What?
Joey: The letter g.
