Jokes By Kids

From Kiran, 12 years old, India.

Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?

No. They eat their fingers separately!

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From Kiran, 12 years old, India.

Do zombies eat doughnuts with their fingers?

No. They usually eat their fingers separately!

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From Meridith Allman, 10 years old, United States, Florida.

Why were the football players so hot?

All of the fans went away!

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From Larry, 13 years old, Canada.

Why did George Washington always sleep while standing up?

He could never lie!

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From Jeff Tussey, a parent, Ohio.

What shoes are plumbers’ favorites?

Clogs!

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From ABDULLAH S., 11 years old, Madinah, Saudi Arabia.

Why is the longest human nose only 11 inches?

Because if it were 12 inches, then it’d be a foot!

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