How are cars most likely to get flat tires?
What did the hotdog say to the hamburger?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What did the kid say to his math?
A guy was sitting in Starbucks when he realized he had to fart really bad. The music was really loud so he timed his farts to the beat. After a few songs he started to feel better but then he realized people were staring at him.
What happened to the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine?