Harry Potter: Surely, you can’t be serious.
Sirius Black: I am Sirius, and don’t call me Shirley.
From Jericho O'Hare, 13 years old
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I’m not short.
I’m just more down to earth.
Boy: Do you have a air tank?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you take my breath away!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor.
Because he was feeling crummy
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
To day scare centers!
Why did the penguin cross the ice on his belly?
To get to the other slide!
