Why was the crow perched on the telephone wire?
Because he wanted to make a long-distance caw!
What do you call a nice french fry?
A sweet potato!
What is the best food on a roller coaster?
Scream Cheese!
Why are penguins popular on the Internet?
Because they have web feet!
Why is Alabama the smartest state?
They have four As and only one B!
What do you call a bulldog taking a nap?
A bulldozer!
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