What did one elevator say to the other elevator?
I think I’m coming down with something!
What do you get when you put ducks in a box?
A box of quackers!
What happens at a toy hospital?
Plastic surgery!
Why are zombies smarter than people?
Because they eat a lot of brains!
What do you call a snail on a ship?
A snailer!
Teacher:How many seconds are in a year?
Boy:12
Teacher:How?
Boy:January Second,February Second, March Second, April
Second, May Second…
Teacher:How?
Boy:January Second,February Second, March Second, April
Second, May Second…
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