What animal is best for a banker?
A skunk, because it makes so much cents! (Scents, sense, cents)
From Syrah, 7 years old, Folsom, California
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What’s a rock’s favorite song?
We will, we will, ROCK you!
What do you sing while bathing you dog?
Working at the dog wash!
Daughter says to dad, “Dad, you are getting taller.”
Dad says, “What?”
Daughter replies, “You are getting taller.”
Dad says, “How is that possible?”
Daughter replies, “Well, your head is growing taller than your hair!”
What did Archimedes’ wife say to him before he got in the bath?
You-Reek-A!
