What do you say to a good-looking mouse?
You look mice today!
From Alex, 10 years old,
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If a teacher tells a class to put their pencils down, why didn’t they put them down?
Because they were all holding pens!
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?
Nothing. Nothing is greater than God, nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing and if you eat nothing you’ll die.
What do you get if you send a cat to the beach?
Sandy claws!
Which is the oldest animal in the Zoo?
Zebra, because it is black and white.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid!
