Why did Cinderella get kicked off the basketball team?
Because she kept running away from the ball.
From Sophie, age 10, St.Paul, Minnesota
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Why did Mickey go to outerspace?
To see Pluto!
What do you get when you cross a bug and a garbage truck?
A stink bug!!
Where does a giant gorilla sleep?
Wherever he wants to!
Where does an owl take his wife for dinner?
Hoooters!!!
How do you make a skunk stop smelling?
Hold the skunk’s nose!
