What does a hot dog say to hurry up?
Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
There were three men walking through the vast desert. They found a magic lamp and a genie came out. The genie said, “I will give you one wish each. The first man wished to go home. So did the second man. What did the third man wish for?
Why did the janitor flush the toilet?
What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?