What do you say to a good-looking mouse?
If a teacher tells a class to put their pencils down, why didn’t they put them down?
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you’ll die. What is it?
What do you get if you send a cat to the beach?
Which is the oldest animal in the Zoo?
What do you give a sick lemon?