Why did the ram run off the cliff edge?
He didn’t see the ewe-turn!!!
From Emma, 13 years old, Victoria, Australia
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Why don’t people want to live in Illinois?
‘Cause of too much noise!
There was a family of tomatoes – there was a mom, a dad, and a baby. They were taking a walk. The dad noticed that the baby was slacking behind. The dad walked over to the baby and squashed it. The dad says…
“Ketchup!”
What has letters and teeth?
The Mouthabet!
What’s Blue and Square?
An Orange in disguise!
Why did the scissors take the long route?
Because there was a short cut=-)
