What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
The teacher asked to the class: ‘Everyone that thinks they’re idiots, stand up!’
After a moment of silence, a pupil stood up. The teacher asked: Why did you stand up? Do you think you’r an idiot?
What did the sea say to the river?
What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
What do you get if you cross an alien, a rabbit, and an owl?
Why do the seagulls fly by the sea?