What do you get when you cross a computer and a lifeguard?
A screensaver!
From ISAAC, 8 years old, Henderson,NV
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The teacher asked to the class: ‘Everyone that thinks they’re idiots, stand up!’
After a moment of silence, a pupil stood up. The teacher asked: Why did you stand up? Do you think you’r an idiot?
The pupil answered:’ No sir, but i felt bad for you because you were the only one standing up!’
What did the sea say to the river?
Nothing it just waved
What is a baby’s favorite reptile?
A rattlesnake!
What do you get if you cross an alien, a rabbit, and an owl?
A martian that jumps to high heavens and doesn’t give a hoot!
Why do the seagulls fly by the sea?
Because if they flew by the Bay they’d be Bagels!
