How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
From Hayley, age 10, Republic, Missouri
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Why do fish swim in salt water?
Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Why did the pirate go to the movies?
Because it was rated ‘aaargggh’! (R)
What is the most polite building in the world?
The leaning tower of Please-a!
What is Mozart doing now?
Decomposing!
What’s black and white with red all over?
A zombie’s newspaper!
