How do you confuse a fool?
What do you call a fly with no wings?
Teacher:Ok class, time for art!
Student: I hate art.
Teacher: Well, just try, and I might give you an A.
Student: Teacher, I am done!
Teacher: But the page is still blank!
Have you heard the butter joke?
Where do pencils come from?
What do you get if you cross Dracula with a spatula?