How do you stop an elephant from charging?
By removing his batteries!
From Adib, age 10, Austin, Texas
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Why can’t you say 288 in public?
Its two gross!
What is black and white and red all over?
A zebra with a diaper rash!!
Why did the computer wear glasses?
Because it had to improve it’s web sight!
Which letter is the laziest in the alphabet?
E, because it’s always in bed!
What did the salad say to the tomato?
Don’t look; I’m dressing!
