Why can’t pirates play cards?
They are sitting on the deck!
Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!
What do you give an ant that won’t stop crying?
Anti-depress-ant!
Why are dollars so smart?
Because they have a lot of cents!
Why will tennis players never marry?
Because in tennis love means nothing.
What’s the best kind of water to dance on?
Tap Water!!!!
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