Jokes By Kids

From Natasha, 9 years old, U.S.A.

Why did the hamburger go to the store?

To get a new bun!

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From Ava, 10 years old, Ireland.

What do you put in chocolate?

Your teeth!

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From Ava, 10 years old, Ireland.

If John’s mother had 4 children: April, May and June, what’s the 4th child called?

John!

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From ABDULLAH S., 12 years old, india.

Why was the cookie sad?

because his mom was a wafer so long!

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From Seth, 11 years old, North Carolina.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

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From Ziggy, 10 years old, Colorado.

Why was the football coach banging on the vending machine?

He wanted his quarter-back!

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