What did Delaware to the basketball game?
Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey
How do you stop a rhino from charging?
Take away its credit card!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Well, pull yourself together!
What’s the happiest state in the union?
Merry-land!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Porkchop!
A mother hen lays 10 eggs, and one day, every egg except two hatches. What does she say to those two eggs?
Wake Up and Start Crackin’!
