What do you call a truant rock?
A skipping stone!
What do aliens measure things with?
A meteor stick!
Why aren’t cheetahs very good at playing Hide n’ Seek?
They’re always spotted!
Doctor:Nurse,did you take the patient’s tempature?
Nurse:Why,no,Doctor.Is it missing?
What has two hands but cannot carry anything?
A clock!!
How do kids taking tests like their eggs?
Over easy!
