Have you seen the movie “Constipated?”
Why do pirates take so long to finish the alphabet?
Why did the person eat the tomato salad?
What jam can’t you eat?
What do you call an elephant in a telephone-booth?
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower – Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, “Someone should go and tell his wife.”
Jed says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bruce says, “Where did you get that, Jed?”
“Steve’s wife gave it to me,” Jed replies.
“That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?”
She said, “No, I’m not a widow!”
And I said, “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.