Timmy is a robber; he is very good at basketball. Why is that?
He can shoot, steal, and run!
How many mathematicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, it’s left to the reader as an exercise.
If you throw a white stone into the Red Sea what happens?
It sinks!
What did the fork say to Obi-Wan-Kanobi?
May the fork be with you!
What did the mayonaise say to the refrigerator?
Shut the door I’m dressing!
Why did the kid put candles on the toilet?
He wanted to have a birthday potty!
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