“I just got hit by a rental car!” “Are you okay?”
Yeah, it just Hertz!
Where is a frog’s favorite place to eat?
ihop!
What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing it just waved. Did you SEA what I did there. I’m SHORE you did.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
What’s the richest kind of air?
Billionaire!
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
The “p” is silent!
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