What did the garbage man eat?
Junk food!
What do you get when a cat walks across the desert?
You get Sandy Paws.
What did the orange say to the banana?
Don’t go bananas! It’s not a big peel (deal)!
What did the tie say to the hat?
“You go on a head, and I’ll just hang around.”
A bear walked into a bar and said to the man, “Can I get a ……….. Drink please?” and the man said……,
Why the big paws?
A professor was building a machine that could do 20 things at once. He had all the parts, but nothing to put them together. So he asked his dumb assistant to go out to the store and get glue. The store had almost everything: french toast, sushi, breaded halibut, but no glue. So the assistant bought the breaded halibut. Why?
It doesn’t take a genius to know fish sticks.
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