What do Martians who use the Metric System say?
Take me to your Liter!
What kind of jam don’t you want on toast?
TRAFFIC jam!
WHAT DID ONE VOLCANO SAY TO THE OTHER VOLCANO?
I LAVA YOU!
What do you call a grumpy hockey
player?
No more, Mr. Ice guy!
Why do gorrilas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers!
A southern state trooper was asked on an exam “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?” In the blank he wrote…
“CALL FOR BACKUP!”
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