What do cats put in their drinks?
Mice cube’s!
From Sophie, age 7, Norwich
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What did Mr.Hamburger name his daughter?
Patty!
Why did the girl eat her homework?
Because the teacher told her it was a piece of cake!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A panda with a sun burn!
Why did the golfer get an extra pair of pants before going golfing?? ⛳
Because he was scared that he might get a hole in one!
What do you call a warm dachshund?
a hot dog!
