What happens to the frog when it parks in the no parking zone??
It gets TOAD away !
From Jennifer, age 5, Nashville, Tenesse
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I put my money in the change machine.
Nothing changed!
What’s green and skis?
A ski-wi!
Why won’t seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they’d be bagels!
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Every dog, ’cause a building can’t jump!
The ER doctor asks a patient, “What brought you here?”
The patient responds, “An ambulance!”
