Where do you go to learn how to make a banana split?
You go to Sundae School!
Where do spiders go for groceries?
The flea market!
Why would you call an 11-inch person a prince?
Because at 12-inches he would become a ruler!!!!
What do you call a penguin’s cereal?
Frostbite flakes!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
Try Sara’s Tops
Why was the clock sent to the principal’s office?
Because he was tocking too much in class!
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