What’s the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anybody can roast beef but nobody can pea soup!
From 7-em, 15 years old, Arizona
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What’s a car with music coming out of it?
A cartoon.
What does a cow say when a person is in front of her at the movies?
Mooooooooooooooooooove!
What is black and white and red all over?
A sun burnt penguin!
What did the dollar say to four quarters?
You’ve changed!
What do you get if you cross a skeleton and a detective?
Sherlock Bones
