What doesn’t have bones but has a spine?
“Waiter, Waiter how long since this table has been washed?”
What did the flower say to the flower beside him?
Little Girl: Why does your son say chuck chuck chuck?
Mom: Because he thinks he is a chicken.
Little Girl: Then why don’t you tell him he’s not?
An interviewer asks a child how many seconds are there in a year.
The child said 12… why?
What did the sardines call the submarine?