Jokes By Kids

From Ziggy, 10 years old, Colorado.

Why was the football coach banging on the vending machine?

He wanted his quarter-back!

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From Zig-zag, 10 years old, Colorado.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?

Don’t cry it is just a joke!

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From Mj, 11 years old, Virginia.

What should you say to solid, liquid, or gas when they are sad?

What’s the matter?

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From Eric Etzkin, 9 years old, Montara, CA.

Why do pirates take so long to finish the alphabet?

They spend years at C! (Sea!)

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From Linda DeMora, a grownup, Lancaster, Pa USA.

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wayne!
Wayne, who?

Wayne, Wayne, go away! Come again another day!

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From Frida, 10 years old, California.

What is a photographer’s favorite food?

Cheese!

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