Why should you not tell jokes while you skate?
Because the ice might crack up!
From James K, 12 years old, New Canaan, Connecticut
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Why can’t animals at the zoo take tests?
Because there are too many CHEETAHS!
Why are cooks cruel?
Because they whip cream and beat eggs!
Why did the fish go to the library?
To find some bookworms!
Which knight helped King Arthur build his round table?
Sir Cumference!
A mother named he children,Dominik,Reymond,Mina,Fallond,Soladad,Lanie,what did she name the next child?Tina,Marie,or Jessica?
Tina!She follows the scale!Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti!
