Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
From Ali, age 15, FL, united states
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What did one keyboard say to the other?
“You’re not my type!”
What did the bee say when he went into the hive?
Gee, it’s swarm in here!
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He was a bright student!
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To get to the bottom!
