Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from KFC!!!!
A plane from the U.S. flies to Canada and then crashes in Canada. Where do you bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors!
Why did the orange lose the race?
HE RAN OUT OF JUICE!
What’s the only kind of bagel that can fly?
A plane bagel!
A ham sandwich walks into a bar…
The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
Where do you go on red and stop on green?
A watermelon!
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