How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
From Darla, 10 years old, Maine
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Why don’t bald people have keys?
Because they don’t have any locks!
Why couldn’t the boy open the jelly jar?
Because it was jammed!
Where do pirates go shopping?
Arrrrgos!
What did the owner say when the dog ran away?
Doggone!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he felt crumby!
