What is the best time to see a volcano?
When it’s not about to explode with anger!
From Jacqui, 12 years old, Wisconsin
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Did you hear the invisable man and the invisable woman are getting married?
Their kids won’t be much to look at!
Doctor, Doctor! My baby just swallowed a bullet!
Doc: “Well don’t point him at anyone until I get there!
Why did the rubber band go to the baseball game?
It wanted to enjoy the seventh inning stretch.
What music do balloons hate?
POP!!
Why are basketballers sloppy eaters?
Because they’re always dribbling!
