What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You’re the purrfect cat for me!
Why are barbers good drivers?
Because they always take the short cuts!!!
How did the marching band help the band leader with his book report?
They got in formation!
What is an Earth Science teacher’s favorite type of music??
ROCK!!!!
Why did the pencil go to school?
He needed his writing skills sharpened.
A man moves a wheelbarrow past a hotel, then breathes a sigh of relief. Why?
It’s Monopoly!
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