What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?
A blackboard!
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Never-lands!
Why did the horse eat the hay?
He wanted to say “hey!”
Which restaurant loves princesses?
Taco BELLE!
What did the cow say to the chicken who was sitting in a chair?
Mooove.
There is an electric train going west and the wind is blowing east. Which way does the steam blow?
It’s an electric train, there is no steam!
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