Why was the turkey full on Thanksgiving?
Because he was stuffed!
Do you know how to keep a Turkey in suspense?
See me next Thanksgiving and I will tell you.
What do turkeys do on Thanksgiving?
Well, celebrate if they’re alive …
What key do you use to open Thanksgiving?
What ship did bakers come on to the New World?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had drumsticks!
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