Why did the pop star eat the Popsicle?
Because she was hot!
Music Jokes
There was a girl named Katy. Everyone thought she was related to Beethoven so they dug him up to test their DNA. When they unburied him they found him sitting there erasing his music. They asked him what he was doing.He said….
“I’m decomposing.”
What did Michael Jackson say to the bully?
Beat It! Beat It!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
Which extraterrestrials like to play the trumpet?
A MARTIAN band !!!
What kind of animals rap?
Raptiles!
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