Music Jokes

From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What is the only part of your body that can play an instrument?

Your eardrum!!!

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From "The Hawk, age 12, San Fransisco

What music do balloons hate?

POP!!

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From Claudia, age 15, Chicago, Illinois

What did A and B get in the music store?

A CD!

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From Layla Malaret, 11 years old, Pittsburgh, PA

What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can’t tuna fish!

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From Sarah, age 8, Beaverton, Oregon

Why was the Music teacher locked out of her
classroom?

The keys were in the Piano!

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From Reza, age 11, Miami, Florida

Why was the demon a horrible jazz musician?

Because he had no soul!

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