Music Jokes

From Cadence, 10 years old, Waukesha, Wisconsin.

I have some sad news to tell you. The guy who invented the hokey pokey died.

They had some trouble putting him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, they took his left leg out…

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From Alex L, 12 years old.

What do pianos, computers and doors have in common?

They all have keys!

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From Nick, United States.

What’s a bee’s favorite musician?

Bee-thoven!

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From Anonymous, 11 years old, New York City, New York.

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”

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From Michael Kirk, 11 years old, United States.

What’s the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?

You have to plug the vacuum cleaner in before it sucks!

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From Ava, 12 years old, USA.

What kind of music are balloons afraid of?

Pop Music!

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