What kind of animals rap?
Raptiles!
From Tay, 10 years old, Euless, Texas
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Music Jokes
I have some sad news to tell you. The guy who invented the hokey pokey died.
They had some trouble putting him in the coffin. They put his left leg in, they took his left leg out…
What do pianos, computers and doors have in common?
They all have keys!
What’s a bee’s favorite musician?
Bee-thoven!
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach!”
What’s the difference between a drummer and a vacuum cleaner?
You have to plug the vacuum cleaner in before it sucks!
