What is the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can’t tuna fish!
From Layla Malaret, 11 years old, Pittsburgh, PA
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Music Jokes
Why was the Music teacher locked out of her
classroom?
The keys were in the Piano!
Why was the demon a horrible jazz musician?
Because he had no soul!
What is Beethoven doing in his grave?
Decomposing!
How do you clean a tuba?
With a tuba toothpaste!
What is Mozart doing now?
Decomposing!
