Music Jokes

From Ava, 12 years old, USA.

What kind of music are balloons afraid of?

Pop Music!

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From Anna, 9 years old, Canada.

Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI.

What do you call a musician with problems?

A trebled man!

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From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI.

What do you call a horse playing a violin on the roof?

Fiddler on the Hoof!

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From Kayleigh, 11 years old, Dorton, Kentucky.

What is Beethoven doing right know?

He’s decomposing!

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From Monica Van Tasell, a grownup, Mesa AZ.

Why can’t you keep a piano locked up?

It has keys!

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