Why does a dog scratch himself?
Because no one else knows where it itches.
What is a dog’s favourite TV show?
What do you call a dog with no tail or head?
A hot dog!
What did the owner say when the dog ran away?
A man and a dog were going down the street. The man rode, yet walked. What was the dog’s name?
Why are dollars so smart?
Because they have a lot of cents!
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