What do you call a dog on the beach?
A hotdog!
From Liam, age 13, England
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Dog Jokes
My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle. What can I do?
Take his bike away!
Why was a dog stuck in a box?
Because it was a boxer!
Why did the dalmation hate playing hide-n-go-seek?
He was always spotted!
What does a dog sound like when it is sick?
Barf barf barf
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Every dog, ’cause a building can’t jump!
