Where do dogs park their cars?
A man walks into the manager’s office of a famous entertainment company, accompanied by a dog. “You need to put me and my dog into one of your acts, ” he said. “We’ll make you famous… my dog can talk.”
The manager seems unimpressed, and replies, “Yeah, right! Prove it!”
The man looks down at his dog and says, “What’s on the top of a house?” The dog goes, “ROOF!”
“In one word, describe sandpaper.” The dog goes, “RUFF!”
“Who was the most famous baseball player of all time?” The dog goes, “RUTH!”
The manager screams, and kicks the dog and the man out of his office.
Why can’t dalmatians play hide-and-seek?
What is a dog’s favorite tree?
What do you call a dog with no legs?
What do you give a dog with a fever?