Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
What did the teacher say to the lightbulb?
Teacher: “Lee, show me where America is on the map?”
Lee: “Here it is!”
Teacher: “Correct! Now, class who discovered America?”
Bob’s teacher asks Bob, “Where is your homework?” He replies, “It got carried off in a strong wind.” The teacher then asks, “Why were you late?” To which, Bob replies…
Why did the student eat his homework?
Why did the student bring her jump rope to math class?