School Jokes

From Jacky, age 10, USA

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

Because he heard it was a HIGH SCHOOL!

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From Mushroom, 10 years old, Georgia

What do you do when your mom tells you to stop watching TV and read a book?

Put the TV on subtitle!

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From Kendyl, age 15, NZ

What did the eraser say to the pencil?

Take me to your Ruler!

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From Nina R. G., age 9, Montrose, CA

What has cities without houses, rivers without water, and forests without trees?

A map!

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From Jasmine, age 15, U.S.A,WASHINGTON DC

Which two letters are always cool?

AC!

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From Van, age 12, Cortland, Ohio

What did the frog say at the library?

Read it! Read it! Read it!

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