Why did the boy study in an airplane?
School Jokes
He wanted a higher education!
Teacher: What is a collision?
Jane: A collision is when two things come together unexpectedly
Teacher: Can you give us an example of a collision?
Jane: Twins!
Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
One day a kid got mad because his father made him wear a parachute and asks his dad why he has to wear it.
The father asks, “Son, if your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?”
and the kid says, “Well, I got this parachute…”
and the kid says, “Well, I got this parachute…”
TEACHER:WHAT IS WIND?
JENNY: AIR IN A HURRY
How did the marching band help the band leader with his book report?
They got in formation!
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