Why did the man bring a ladder to school?
Because it was a high school!
From Michael, 8 years old, Canada
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School Jokes
How do you make school cool?
Take out the “s” and the “h!”
Teacher: Can you spell “Parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides?”
Student: “Of course, I can!”
Teacher: “Then, spell it!”
Student: “I-T!”
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her class was so bright!
What did the teacher say to the lightbulb?
Well, aren’t you bright!
Teacher: “Lee, show me where America is on the map?”
Lee: “Here it is!”
Teacher: “Correct! Now, class who discovered America?”
Class: “Lee!”
