Why was six afraid of seven?
One day, a teacher walks in to the classroom and tells the students that they have a geography quiz. The first question is: “What did Delaware”?
Where do pencils go on vacation?
Naughty Kid: (Imitating his dad’s voice) Hello, my son can’t come to school today.
School Secretary: Who am I speaking to?
What did the lipstick say to her teacher when she got a bad grade?
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”