What did the pen say to the pencil?
I see your point!
From Anonymous , 3 years old, USA
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School Jokes
A girl was told to write 100 lines for her handwriting and only had written 50; she told the teacher she was finished. “You have only written 50 lines; I asked for 100!” so the girl replies……
Sorry miss, my math is as bad as my handwriting!
One afternoon, a teacher was driving and rolled through a stop sign. She was immediately pulled over by a police officer who recognized her as his former English teacher.
“Mrs. Brown,” he said, “those stop signs are periods, not commas.”
Did you hear the broken pencil joke?
I’d tell you, there is no point!
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.
Teacher: Lily, if you have 2 cents and your mom gives you 80 cents, how much would you have?
Lily: 2 cents
Teacher: Do you know your math?
Lily: Do you know my mom?
Teacher: Do you know your math?
Lily: Do you know my mom?
