Why did the million year old mummy go to the teachers and parents meeting?
Because she heard it was for mummies.
From Jaime M, 11 years old, Australia
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School Jokes
Bob’s teacher asks Bob, “Where is your homework?” He replies, “It got carried off in a strong wind.” The teacher then asks, “Why were you late?” To which, Bob replies…
“I had to wait for a strong wind!”
A teacher was teaching the class about Moral Values and Respect to Parents.
Teacher:Mia,tell who is greater?A Teacher or a Mother?
Mia:A Teacher,Ma’am.
Teacher:And why do you think so?
Mia: A mother can make 1 or 2 kids go to sleep but a teacher can make all 30 students in her class sleep.
Where do pencils come from?
Pencil-vania! (Pennsylvania)
Why did the skeleton fail the test?
His heart wasn’t in it!
Why did the BOY eat his homework?
his dog had retired!
