What did the pen say to the pencil?
A girl was told to write 100 lines for her handwriting and only had written 50; she told the teacher she was finished. “You have only written 50 lines; I asked for 100!” so the girl replies……
One afternoon, a teacher was driving and rolled through a stop sign. She was immediately pulled over by a police officer who recognized her as his former English teacher.
Did you hear the broken pencil joke?
Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Teacher: Lily, if you have 2 cents and your mom gives you 80 cents, how much would you have?
Teacher: Do you know your math?
Lily: Do you know my mom?