Why did the man bring a ladder to school?
How do you make school cool?
Teacher: Can you spell “Parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides?”
Student: “Of course, I can!”
Teacher: “Then, spell it!”
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
What did the teacher say to the lightbulb?
Teacher: “Lee, show me where America is on the map?”
Lee: “Here it is!”
Teacher: “Correct! Now, class who discovered America?”