Why did the million year old mummy go to the teachers and parents meeting?
Bob’s teacher asks Bob, “Where is your homework?” He replies, “It got carried off in a strong wind.” The teacher then asks, “Why were you late?” To which, Bob replies…
A teacher was teaching the class about Moral Values and Respect to Parents.
Teacher:Mia,tell who is greater?A Teacher or a Mother?
Teacher:And why do you think so?
Where do pencils come from?
Why did the skeleton fail the test?
Why did the BOY eat his homework?