School Jokes

The teacher asked to the class: ‘Everyone that thinks they’re idiots, stand up!’
After a moment of silence, a pupil stood up. The teacher asked: Why did you stand up? Do you think you’r an idiot?

Boy:Mum I think my teacher likes me!
Mother:Why is that?

What did one pencil say to the other pencil when it came out of the pencil sharpener?

What did the pencil say to the other pencil?

Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: I turned it into a paper airplane.
Teacher: You still have to hand it in…

TEACHER TO AMY: Amy, write a sentence with the word “lettuce” in it.
Amy writes something.
TEACHER TO AMY: What’ve you written down, Amy?
Amy hands the teacher her book.