Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?
Because it was tocking too much!
School Jokes
What’s the tallest school?
High school!
What did the teacher say to the lightbulb?
Well, aren’t you bright!
There was this one level school that was pink. Everything was pink, the people, the desks, the books, etc.
What color were the stairs?
No, there were no stairs, it is one level.
Why did the kids eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you do when a teacher rolls her eyes at you?
Pick them up and roll them back to her!
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