TEACHER TO AMY: Amy, write a sentence with the word “lettuce” in it.
Amy writes something.
TEACHER TO AMY: What’ve you written down, Amy?
Amy hands the teacher her book.
Amy has written: LETTUCE OUT OF SCHOOL EARLY.
School Jokes
Once, teacher asked his student’what is the formula of water?’.Then the student answered
‘HIJKLMNO’.The teacher asked HOW?.
The boy answered you said yesterday it’s’H to O’!
What did the pencil say to the sharpener?
Stop going in circles and get to the point!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because she had such a bright class!
Why did the girl eat her homework?
Because the teacher told her it was a piece of cake!
Why did the sun do so well in school?
He was a bright student!
