I went out with a girl named Similie;
Teacher:How many seconds are in a year?
Boy:January Second,February Second, March Second, April
Second, May Second…
What do you call a note book without any pages ?
Teacher:What is the book title on the board?
Teacher:And who wrote it?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?