School Jokes

From Dagem, 9 years old, London.

Why did the children eat their homework?

Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake!

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From Erick, 11 years old, California.

If number two pencils are so popular…

Why are they still number two?

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From Blake, 10 years old, USA.

What types of candy do you find in schools?

Smarties, Dum-Dums, and Nerds!

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From MysticalKensuke, 11 years old, Irvine, California.

Teacher: Whoever stands up is stupid.
*No one stands up*
Teacher: Anyone? Bob ? Amanda ?
*Billy stands up*
Teacher: Billy, why’d you stand up?

Billy: Well , I felt bad for you because you were the only one standing ma’am …

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From Kevin, 10 years old, Oklahoma.

Did you heard about the kidnapping at the school?

It’s ok, he woke up!

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From Tabitha, 8 years old, United States.

Why did the boy eat his homework?

He did not have a dog!

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