School Jokes

From Jokemasteretsamekoj, 11 years old

Bob’s teacher asks Bob, “Where is your homework?” He replies, “It got carried off in a strong wind.” The teacher then asks, “Why were you late?” To which, Bob replies…

“I had to wait for a strong wind!”

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From Riya, age 14, Hyderabad,India

A teacher was teaching the class about Moral Values and Respect to Parents.
Teacher:Mia,tell who is greater?A Teacher or a Mother?
Mia:A Teacher,Ma’am.
Teacher:And why do you think so?

Mia: A mother can make 1 or 2 kids go to sleep but a teacher can make all 30 students in her class sleep.

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From Abdulrahman or Aboud, 9 years old, from Jordan

Where do pencils come from?

Pencil-vania! (Pennsylvania)

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From Timmie, age 14, Giddings, Texas

Why did the skeleton fail the test?

His heart wasn’t in it!

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From Alyssa, 3 years old,

Why did the BOY eat his homework?

his dog had retired!

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From Pakiza, age 14, Brussels, Belgium

The teacher asked to the class: ‘Everyone that thinks they’re idiots, stand up!’
After a moment of silence, a pupil stood up. The teacher asked: Why did you stand up? Do you think you’r an idiot?

The pupil answered:’ No sir, but i felt bad for you because you were the only one standing up!’

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