Why did the child bring his car to school?
Because he wanted to drive the teacher up the wall!!!
From Courtenay E., age 9, South Africa
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School Jokes
What are the colors of the flag?
Red, white and blue.
No, “and” is not a color.
Why did the million year old mummy go to the teachers and parents meeting?
Because she heard it was for mummies.
How do you know the history teacher is popular?
Because he has so many dates!
Jimmy, how do you like school?
Closed!
What did the frog say at the library?
Read it! Read it! Read it!
