What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
A blood test!!
From Sharla, age 11, Essex
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School Jokes
Why did the child bring his car to school?
Because he wanted to drive the teacher up the wall!!!
What are the colors of the flag?
Red, white and blue.
No, “and” is not a color.
How do you know the history teacher is popular?
Because he has so many dates!
Jimmy, how do you like school?
Closed!
What did the frog say at the library?
Read it! Read it! Read it!
