Why did the million year old mummy go to the teachers and parents meeting?
Because she heard it was for mummies.
From Jaime M, 11 years old, Australia
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School Jokes
Why did the girl eat her homework?
Because the teacher told her it was a piece of cake!
How do you know the history teacher is popular?
Because he has so many dates!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because she had such a bright class!
Jimmy, how do you like school?
Closed!
What did the frog say at the library?
Read it! Read it! Read it!
