School Jokes

From Sharla, age 11, Essex

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

A blood test!!

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From Courtenay E., age 9, South Africa

Why did the child bring his car to school?

Because he wanted to drive the teacher up the wall!!!

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From Yarima, age 11, Edinburg, Texas

What are the colors of the flag?
Red, white and blue.

No, “and” is not a color.

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From Phallan, age 15, the USA

How do you know the history teacher is popular?

Because he has so many dates!

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From Gillian, age 11, Madrid, Spain

Jimmy, how do you like school?

Closed!

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From Van, age 12, Cortland, Ohio

What did the frog say at the library?

Read it! Read it! Read it!

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