Why did the art teacher take a pencil to bed?
So she could draw the curtains!
School Jokes
What did one book of maps say to the other book of maps?
Atlas we’re together!
Why did the teacher have crossed eyes?
Because she couldn’t control her pupils!
What is a cow’s favorite subject in school?
Moooooooooosic!!!!!!!
Why did the kid crawl into school five minutes after 9:00 AM?
Because the teacher said not to walk in late!!!
Karry said, “Hey Jane, I can spell a word with over a 100 letters!” Jane replied, “Really, what?”
P-o-s-t o-f-f-i-c-e!
