What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
School Jokes
A teacher says, “Spit out your gum!” and a train says, “Chew chew!”
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
To win the No Bell prize!
There was a teacher and a naughty student. The teacher said to the student ”Go straight home.”, and the boy answered,
”But Teacher, my house is around a corner!”
There’s a red house,a white house,and a blue house. If the red house is on the left, and the blue house is on the right, where’s the white house?
In Washington D.C.!
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She could not control her pupils.
What animal is always the teacher’s pet?
The bookworm!
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