How do teachers eat?
With u-pencils!
School Jokes
There was a boy and a teacher. The boy said: Will you punish me for something I didnt do?
The teacher said: No of course not!
The boy said…
Ok good, because I didn’t do my homework!
Teacher: What do you want to be when you growup?
Student: A policeman, because I want to follow in my dad’s footsteps.
Teacher: I didn’t know your dad was a policeman.
Student: Oh he’s not; he’s a burglur!
Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school!
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says, “Spit out your gum!” and a train says, “Chew chew!”
Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?
To win the No Bell prize!
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