Why did the pirate refuse to say “Aye, aye Captain”?
Because he only had one eye!
From Ashley, Kent, England
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Pirate Jokes
Why are pirates, pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
What is a pirate’s favorite animal?
An ARRRRRDVARRRK!
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they AAAAAARRRRR!
What are a pirate’s three favorite letters?
C, I, and R! (sea, aye, argh)
Where does a pirate look at trees?
At the ARRRR-boretum!
