Pirate Jokes

From Eric Etzkin, 9 years old, Montara, CA.

Why do pirates take so long to finish the alphabet?

They spend years at C! (Sea!)

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI.

How did the pirate stop smoking?

He used a patch.

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From Kate, 8 years old, PA.

Why are pirates pirates?

They just Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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From Alec, 6 years old, Brampton, Ontario, Canada.

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

You may think it is “aye” (I), but ’tis the “C” (sea) they love!

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From Rachel, 9 years old, Athens, Alabama, USA.

Why couldn’t the young pirate go to the movies?

It was rated R! (ARRRH!)

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From Addisun, 10 years old, North Bonneville, Washington.

Why didn’t the pirate pass his spelling test?

He got stuck on the ARRRs (r’s)!

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