Why couldn’t the eleven year old get into a pirate movie?
Because it was rated “ARRRR!”
From Angus, age 7, Maitland
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Pirate Jokes
Why did the pirate go to the movies?
Because it was rated ‘aaargggh’! (R)
Why are pirates, pirates?
Because they Arrrrrrrr!
What do call a snail on a ship?
A snailer!
What do you call a pirate with 20 eyes?
a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirate!
Where do pirates go to the bathroom?
The poop deck!
