Pirate Jokes

From Heaven Hunt, 11 years old, New Hampshire

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRR!

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From Alex L, 12 years old

What are a pirate’s three favorite letters?

C, I, and R! (sea, aye, argh)

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From Jonah, 7 years old, Asheville, North Carolina

Where does a pirate look at trees?

At the ARRRR-boretum!

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From Eric Etzkin, 9 years old, Montara, CA

Why do pirates take so long to finish the alphabet?

They spend years at C! (Sea!)

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Grand Rapids, MI

How did the pirate stop smoking?

He used a patch.

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From Kate, 8 years old, PA

Why are pirates pirates?

They just Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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