Pirate Jokes

From Jules, age 13, America

What is a pirate’s fav letter?

AAAAAAAAAAArrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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From Amstar, age 9, Australia

Why are pirates, pirates?

Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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From Lily, 8 years old, Carlsbad, Ca

How much do pirates’ earrings cost?

A buccaneer!

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From Alex L, 12 years old

What are a pirate’s three favorite letters?

C, I, and R! (sea, aye, argh)

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From Ellie, 8 years old, Ashton and Makerfield in UK

Where do pirates go shopping?

Arrrrgos!

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From Eric Etzkin, 9 years old, Montara, CA

Why do pirates take so long to finish the alphabet?

They spend years at C! (Sea!)

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