Why are pirates, pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRR!
From Amstar, age 9, Australia
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Pirate Jokes
What is a pirate’s favorite animal?
An ARRRRRDVARRRK!
Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they AAAAAARRRRR!
What are a pirate’s three favorite letters?
C, I, and R! (sea, aye, argh)
Where does a pirate look at trees?
At the ARRRR-boretum!
Why do pirates take so long to finish the alphabet?
They spend years at C! (Sea!)
