Why do pirates take so long to finish the alphabet?
They spend years at C! (Sea!)
From Eric Etzkin, 9 years old, Montara, CA
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Pirate Jokes
Why couldn’t the eleven year old get into a pirate movie?
Because it was rated “ARRRR!”
Why did the pirate go to the movies?
Because it was rated ‘aaargggh’! (R)
Why are pirates, pirates?
Because they Arrrrrrrr!
What do call a snail on a ship?
A snailer!
What do you call a pirate with 20 eyes?
a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirate!
