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Pirate Jokes

From Anonymous, age 15, Hollywood, USA

Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!
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Filed Under: Pirate

From Kate, age 11, Singapore

Why do pirates bring a bar of soap on board their ship?

So if they are shipwrecked, they can wash themselves ashore!
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Filed Under: Pirate

From Conor, age 9, Wicklow, Ireland

Why couldn’t the 11-year old get into the pirate movie?

Because it was rated “Rrrrr!”
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Filed Under: Kids, Pirate

From JJ S., age 13, Buffalo, NewYork

What is a pirate’s favorite cookie?

Chips AHOY!
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Filed Under: Food, Pirate

From Tim M., a teacher, South Dakota

What do you get when you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with a pirate?

Da Buccinator!
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Filed Under: Pirate

From a reader age 11, Wheatfield, Indiana

How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buccaneer!!
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Filed Under: Pirate

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