Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
Because he was sitting on the deck!
From Anonymous, age 15, Hollywood, USA
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Pirate Jokes
Why do pirates bring a bar of soap on board their ship?
So if they are shipwrecked, they can wash themselves ashore!
Why couldn’t the 11-year old get into the pirate movie?
Because it was rated “Rrrrr!”
What is a pirate’s favorite cookie?
Chips AHOY!
What do you get when you cross Arnold Schwarzenegger with a pirate?
Da Buccinator!
How much does a pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer!!
