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From Chris, age 11, Nasville, Tennessee

What is a crocodile’s favorite shoe?

A croc!
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Filed Under: Clothing, Miscellaneous, Shoe

From Allison, 8 years old, Washington

What kind of shoes do robbers wear?

Sneakers!
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Filed Under: Clothing, People, Shoe

From Hano Strydom, 12 years old, South-Afrika

There was a guy, he wanted an animal who could talk so he got in his car and went to the pet shop. When he was there, he asked the man but the man said he only had a centipede who could talk.The man took the centipede home and asked him “Do you want to go somewhere?” but the centipede said nothing. After a half hour he came back and still the centipede said nothing. After one hour the centipede said nothing. The man told him it was the last time he would ask him. Then the centipede said…

I heard you the first time so just keep your shoes on; I am just putting on mine!
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Filed Under: Bug, Shoe

From Goksu, age 9, Canada, Ottawa

What did the shoe say to the shoe shiner when he woke up?

Rise and shine!!!
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Filed Under: Clothing, Shoe, What Did?

From Brian, 9 years old, New Jersey

What kind of shoes do baby cowboys wear?

Cowboy booties!
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Filed Under: Clothing, People, Shoe

From Mackenzie, 10 years old, New York

Why did the bear cub take off his shoes?

He wanted to go BEARfoot!
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Filed Under: Animal, Clothing, Shoe

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