Shoe - Jokes By Kids

From Triza, 11 years old, MD

There are 2 mothers and 2 daughters going to the store. They bought 3 pairs of shoes and each of them got a pair of shoes. How can this happen?

There is a mother, a daughter, and a grandmother. The mother is a daughter and a mother!

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From Haley-Bird, Gladstone, MI

What do you call two banana peels?

A pair of slippers!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI

The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed.

He gave his awl!

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From Lizzie, age 11, New Jersey

What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?

Loafers!

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From Jeff Tussey, a parent, Ohio.

What shoes are plumbers’ favorites?

Clogs!

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From Braxton Dye, 12 years old, United States

What has a tongue, six eyes, and a sole?

My shoe.

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