What has a tongue, six eyes, and a sole?
My shoe.
From Braxton Dye, 12 years old, United States
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Why was the shoe late for class?
Because HE WAS TIED UP!
Why was the shoe late for class?
He was tied up!
What kind of shoes do robbers wear?
Sneakers!
Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory?
Thousands of soles were lost!
What to you call a pair of shoes that are best friends?
Sole mates! (Soul mates!)
