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From Anjali, 9 years old, United Arab Emirates

An elephant and an ant were playing hide and seek. The elephant was seeking and the ant was hiding. When the elephant finished counting, he quickly noticed that the ant was hiding in the temple. How?

The elephant found the ant’s shoes outside the temple!
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Filed Under: Riddles, Shoe

From Dave, age 9, Vancouver, BC

What is the definition of busy?

A mother centipede buying shoes for her kids.
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Filed Under: Bug, Shoe

From Jessica, age 12, United States

Why did the elephant have three white shoes and one yellow?

‘Cause he forgot to lift his leg!
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Filed Under: Clothing, Elephant, Shoe

From Bella, age 13, Forks Seattle

Why did the boy give his house a pair of shoes?

He wanted to see a home run!
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Filed Under: Baseball, Clothing, Home and House, Shoe

From Penelope, age 9, Roscoe, USA

What type of shoes do lazy people wear?

Loafers because they always loaf around!
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Filed Under: Clothing, People, Shoe

From DAWN, 14 years old, SOUTH CAROLINA

What did the boy say when he found a new pair of shoes he liked?

I found my sole mate!
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Filed Under: Clothing, Kids, Shoe

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