Why did the gum cross the road?
Because it was stuck to a chicken’s foot!
Why is a man that lost his shoes like a fruit bat?
They’d both like a pear [pair]
What is a crocodile’s favorite shoe?
A croc!
What kind of shoes do robbers wear?
Sneakers!
There was a guy, he wanted an animal who could talk so he got in his car and went to the pet shop. When he was there, he asked the man but the man said he only had a centipede who could talk.The man took the centipede home and asked him “Do you want to go somewhere?” but the centipede said nothing. After a half hour he came back and still the centipede said nothing. After one hour the centipede said nothing. The man told him it was the last time he would ask him. Then the centipede said…
I heard you the first time so just keep your shoes on; I am just putting on mine!
What did the shoe say to the shoe shiner when he woke up?
Rise and shine!!!
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