Geography Jokes

From Alfred, age 11, Fiji

Why is Mississippi such an unusual river?

It has four eyes and can’t even see!

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From Zeeshan, age 9, Georgia, USA

Why don’t people want to live in Illinois?

‘Cause of too much noise!

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From Greg, age 11, Sacramento, California

Where are pencils made?

Pennsylvania!

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From Mason, age 7, New Zealand

What did the daddy volcano say to his son volcano?

“I lava you”

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From Bhagyashree, age 11, India

Teacher: What is the shape of the earth?
Sam: Square!
Teacher: Why?

Sam:Because my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world!

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From Sadie, 7 years old, New York

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!

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