What did the sea say to the river?
Nothing it just waved
From Niki Manaj, 9 years old, Atlanta, Georgia
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Geography Jokes
If a plane crashed on the border of Canada and USA, where would they bury the survivors?
You wouldn’t bury them anywhere because survivors are the people who lived!!
Why don’t people want to live in Illinois?
‘Cause of too much noise!
What is the most polite building in the world?
The leaning tower of Please-a!
Once there was a bus of women going to a mall then they got in a terrible crash and died. When they got into heaven they were granted one wish the first woman asked to be pretty the second woman overheard her wish and wished for that too. Soon all the people were wishing to be pretty the last woman was very impatient but then got a brilliant idea after about 34 women it was her turn she started to crack up she laughed so hard the man granting her wish told her to give him her wish NOW! The woman still had a hard chuckle but she said her wish……
“Make ’em all ugly again!”
What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkan-saw!
