Geography Jokes

From Evan, age 9, Montrose

What is the biggest pencil in the world?

Pencilvania!

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From Kiwa, age 12, USA

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey!

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From Hulkar Alibaeva, 3 years old, North Attleboro,MA,USA

Italy got Hungary.
Ate Turkey.
Slipped on Greece.
Went shopping in Iceland.

And then got eaten by Wales!

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From Khalid , 11 years old, United Arab Emirates

What did one volcano say to another?

I lava you!

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From Alfred, age 11, Fiji

Why is Mississippi such an unusual river?

It has four eyes and can’t even see!

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From Zeeshan, age 9, Georgia, USA

Why don’t people want to live in Illinois?

‘Cause of too much noise!

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