Geography Jokes

From Bhagyashree, age 11, India

Teacher: What is the shape of the earth?
Sam: Square!
Teacher: Why?

Sam:Because my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world!

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From Sadie, 7 years old, New York

Why is Alabama the smartest state?

Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!

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From Batman The Second, 10 years old, Maryland,USA

Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?

There are so many cheetahs(cheaters)!

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From Sarah, age 10, Luton, England

Which place sells the most pizzas?

Pisa!

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From Samantha, age 9, Tennessee

Two girls were talking on the cellphone and one girl said, “Where in the world are you? You were
supposed to meet me at the mall an hour ago!”

And the other girl said, “Well I’m in the United States. Where are you?”

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From Kelsey, age 13, Fair Play, South Carolina

What’s round on both ends and high in the middle?

OhiO!

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