What did the daddy volcano say to his son volcano?
“I lava you”
Geography Jokes
Teacher: What is the shape of the earth?
Sam: Square!
Teacher: Why?
Sam:Because my father says your fame should spread to all four corners of the world!
Why is Alabama the smartest state?
Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B!
Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are so many cheetahs(cheaters)!
Which place sells the most pizzas?
Pisa!
Two girls were talking on the cellphone and one girl said, “Where in the world are you? You were
supposed to meet me at the mall an hour ago!”
And the other girl said, “Well I’m in the United States. Where are you?”
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