What is the biggest pencil in the world?
Pencilvania!
From Evan, age 9, Montrose
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Geography Jokes
If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?
It will become WET!!!
Mountains aren’t just funny,
they are hill-areas!
If a plane flying from Miami to Alaska crashes on the border between Canada and the United States, where do you bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors!
What did Dela-ware?
I don’t know, but Alaska (I’ll ask her.)
What did Delaware to the basketball game?
Idaho, Alaska. Maybe her New Jersey
