Boss: Where were you born?
Sam: India.
Boss: Which part?
Sam: What do you mean, ‘which part’? My whole body was born in India!
Geography Jokes
If a plane flying from Miami to Alaska crashes on the border between Canada and the United States, where do you bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors!
What did the daddy volcano say to his son volcano?
“I lava you”
Which is the biggest cow that doesn’t give milk ?
Moscow!
What did Delaware (Della wear)?
Idaho (I don’t know), Alaska(I’ll ask her)!
Why is the top of Mount Everest so white?
From all of the bird poop!
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