Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
What are dinosaurs called when they sleep?
What do you get when you sit in a diner too long?
Diner-sores! (Get it…Dinosaurs)
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you.
What’s a dinosaur’s favorite instrument?
Why did the dinosaur blow up?
Because he was a dino-mite dinosaur!
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