What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Submitted by a reader age 9
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Dinosaur Jokes
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
I-don’t-think-he-saurus!
Why are dinosaurs extinct?
Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in it’s ears?
Anything you want. It can’t hear you!
Kid one: What’s new?
Kid two: Oh nothing I just caught a dinosaur!
Kid three: But they are gone!
Kid 2: So?
Kid 3 and 1: Not possible!
Kid 2: Sic em’ Rex! (A T-Rex appears and chases them!)
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
