Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory?
Because she was a plant eater!
Dinosaur Jokes
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
The “p” is silent!
What do you call a dinasour egg that is over 20,000 years old ?
Eggstinct!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t been invented yet!
Why was the dinosaur scared to go back to the library?
His books were 6 million years late!
What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in it’s ears?
Anything you want. It can’t hear you!
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