Dinosaur Jokes

From Jophy, 8 years old, New York

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent!

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From Lottie, age 8, England

What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

Do you think he saur us?

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Submitted by a reader age 9

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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From Cody and Anna, age 4, America

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

He had a dino-sore!

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From Tom Palumbo, a teacher, Philadelphia, PA

How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch?

Tea Rex?

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From Cassie C., 10 years old, New Zealand

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

What a lava-ly day!

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