Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
From Jophy, 8 years old, New York
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Dinosaur Jokes
What do you call a dinosaur that pats you on the head?
Apatosaurus!
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
Because roads didn’t exist!
What do you call a dinosaur that pats you on the head ?
An apatosaurus!
How do dinosaurs get paid?
With tyrannosaurus checks!
What is the smartest dinosaur?
A thesaurus!
