Why are dinosaurs extinct?
Because their eggs stink.
From Elynnie, 9 years old, Anchorage, Alaska
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Dinosaur Jokes
What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in it’s ears?
Anything you want. It can’t hear you!
Kid one: What’s new?
Kid two: Oh nothing I just caught a dinosaur!
Kid three: But they are gone!
Kid 2: So?
Kid 3 and 1: Not possible!
Kid 2: Sic em’ Rex! (A T-Rex appears and chases them!)
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
What do you call a dinosaur that pats you on the head?
Apatosaurus!
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
Because roads didn’t exist!
