Why are dinosaurs extinct?
What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in it’s ears?
Kid one: What’s new?
Kid two: Oh nothing I just caught a dinosaur!
Kid three: But they are gone!
Kid 2: So?
Kid 3 and 1: Not possible!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
What do you call a dinosaur that pats you on the head?
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?