What do you get when you sit in a diner too long?
Diner-sores! (Get it…Dinosaurs)
Dinosaur Jokes
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you.
What’s a dinosaur’s favorite instrument?
Trom-BONE!
Why did the dinosaur blow up?
Because he was a dino-mite dinosaur!
What do you call a dinosaur you run away from?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us?
Why was the dinosaur scared to go back to the library?
His books were 6 million years late!
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