Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Dinosaur Jokes
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
What are dinosaurs called when they sleep?
Dinosnore!
What do you get when you sit in a diner too long?
Diner-sores! (Get it…Dinosaurs)
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you.
What’s a dinosaur’s favorite instrument?
Trom-BONE!
Why did the dinosaur blow up?
Because he was a dino-mite dinosaur!
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