Why did the dinosaur want a net at sunset?
To catch night fall!
From Anonymous Joker, 9 years old, Germany
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Dinosaur Jokes
Where do dinosaurs shop?
At the Dino- store!
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
The “p” is silent!
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and fireworks?
Dino-mite!
What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyes?
Do you think he saur-us (saw us)?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!
