Why was the dinosaur scared to go back to the library?
His books were 6 million years late!
Dinosaur Jokes
Kid one: What’s new?
Kid two: Oh nothing I just caught a dinosaur!
Kid three: But they are gone!
Kid 2: So?
Kid 3 and 1: Not possible!
Kid 2: Sic em’ Rex! (A T-Rex appears and chases them!)
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business?
Try Sara’s Tops
What do you call a dinosaur that pats you on the head?
Apatosaurus!
Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
Because she had no guts!
What do you call a dinosaur who is very interested in physics?
Velocityraptor!
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