Dinosaur Jokes

From Abby, 7 years old, Indiana.

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and fireworks?

Dino-mite!

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From Brock, 10 years old, Australia.

What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyes?

Do you think he saur-us (saw us)?

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From WAFFLES4LIFE, 11 years old, Ohio.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!

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From Dylan, 9 years old, New Zealand.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saw-us?!

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From Nmoleo, a parent.

What do you call a T-Rex that was in a car accident?

A tyrannosaurs wreck!

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From Chloe Gioia, 14 years old, Canada.

What dinosaurs make the best policemen?

Triceracops!

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