Why didn’t the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?
Dinosaur Jokes
Because she had no guts!
What do you call a dinosaur who is very interested in physics?
Velocityraptor!
How did the scientist find the dinosaur princess?
He followed the dinosaur prints!! (prince)
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
I-don’t-think-he-saurus!
Why are dinosaurs extinct?
Because their eggs stink.
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