Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Jophy, 8 years old, New York
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
From Helen, age 6, University Place, WA
Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
From Chris, 8 years old, Ontario, Canada
What do you call a dinosaur that pats you on the head ?
From Javon Reid, 10 years old, Denver, CO
How do dinosaurs get paid?
From Alex L, 13 years old
What is the smartest dinosaur?
From Anonymous Joker, 9 years old, Germany
Why did the dinosaur want a net at sunset?
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