Dinosaur Jokes

From Elynnie, 9 years old, Anchorage, Alaska

Why are dinosaurs extinct?

Because their eggs stink.

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From Jophy, 8 years old, New York

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the “P” is silent!

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From Helen, age 6, University Place, WA

Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?

Because roads didn’t exist!

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From Chris, 8 years old, Ontario, Canada

What do you call a dinosaur that pats you on the head ?

An apatosaurus!

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From Javon Reid, 10 years old, Denver, CO

How do dinosaurs get paid?

With tyrannosaurus checks!

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From Alex L, 13 years old

What is the smartest dinosaur?

A thesaurus!

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