Dinosaur Jokes

From Dino, 9 years old, North America

Where do dinosaurs shop?

At the Dino- store!

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From Keara Cavender, 10 years old, Texas, U.S

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

The “p” is silent!

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From Abby, 7 years old, Indiana

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and fireworks?

Dino-mite!

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From Brock, 10 years old, Australia

What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyes?

Do you think he saur-us (saw us)?

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From WAFFLES4LIFE, 11 years old, Ohio

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet!

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From Dylan, 9 years old, New Zealand

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saw-us?!

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