Dinosaur Jokes

From Abby, 7 years old, Indiana

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and fireworks?

Dino-mite!

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From Brock, 10 years old, Australia

What do you call a dinosaur with bad eyes?

Do you think he saur-us (saw us)?

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From Dylan, 9 years old, New Zealand

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Do-you-think-he-saw-us?!

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From Nmoleo, a parent

What do you call a T-Rex that was in a car accident?

A tyrannosaurs wreck!

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From Chloe Gioia, 14 years old, Canada

What dinosaurs make the best policemen?

Triceracops!

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From Alfred, 12 years old, Hawaii

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent!

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