Dinosaur Jokes

From Nmoleo, a parent

What do you call a T-Rex that was in a car accident?

A tyrannosaurs wreck!

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From Chloe Gioia, 14 years old, Canada

What dinosaurs make the best policemen?

Triceracops!

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From Yohim, 10 years old, Painesville, Ohio

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl?

Because the “p” is silent!

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From Alfred, 12 years old, Hawaii

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent!

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From Aarav, 8 years old, U.S.A, Maryland

What did dinosaurs pay their check with?

Tyrannosaurs checks!

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From Abbott and Costello, 13 years old, Oakland county, MI

How did the one dinosaur ask the other dinosaur what he wanted to drink?

Tea, Rex?

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