A nurse went into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, there is a man out here who thinks he’s invisible.”
“I’m busy,” said the doctor. “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”
From Angel, 10 years old, Los Angeles
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Doctor Jokes
A lady went to the doctor and said, “Docter! Doctor! Everywhere I touch it hurts!”
The doctor said, “Well lady your finger is broken!’
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
You like that show too!?
Doctor, Doctor, What did the X-rays on my head say?
Nothing.
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Doctor:Nurse,did you take the patient’s tempature?
Nurse:Why,no,Doctor.Is it missing?
