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Doctor Jokes

From Joseph, 10 years old, Derry, New Hampshire

The ER doctor asks a patient, “What brought you here?”

The patient responds, “An ambulance!”
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Filed Under: Doctor



From Nehal, age 11, Canada

What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?

Get dressed the doctor is going to take us out.
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From Christoph, 11 years old, America

A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke.

Don’t worry, he was okay. It was a soft drink!
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From A.J., age 17, Arlington,Mass.

Where do you bring a sick boat?

To the dock!
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From Jaken Weedn, 13 years old, Oklahoma

Where do you take a sick boat?

To the dock!
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Filed Under: Doctor, Transportation

From Zachary, age 9, Wimbledon, England

Why did the banana go to see the doctor?

Because it wasn’t “peeling” well!
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Filed Under: Doctor, Food

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