Doctor, Doctor, What did the X-rays on my head say?
Nothing.
From Peter, age 12, Brisbane, Australia
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Doctor Jokes
Why did the banana go to the doctors?
Because it wasn’t peeling very well.
Doctor:Nurse,did you take the patient’s tempature?
Nurse:Why,no,Doctor.Is it missing?
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull ya self together!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge!
What came over you?
Two lorries and a bus!
Two lorries and a bus!
A man comes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctors I think my butt’s broken.” The doctor says, “Why is that?” The man says…
“Because there’s a crack in the middle of it!”
