A man comes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctors I think my butt’s broken.” The doctor says, “Why is that?” The man says…
“Because there’s a crack in the middle of it!”
From Natali, 11 years old, Lynnwood, Washington
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Doctor Jokes
How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?
When it’s Tooth-irty!!! (2:30 p.m.)
The ER doctor asks a patient, “What brought you here?”
The patient responds, “An ambulance!”
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Get dressed the doctor is going to take us out.
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke.
Don’t worry, he was okay. It was a soft drink!
Where do you bring a sick boat?
To the dock!
