Doctor Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a grownup, Grand Rapids, MI.

What happened when the eye doctor fell into his lens grinder?

He made a spectacle of himself!

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From Anna A., 10 years old, United States.

A nurse tells a doctor, “Doc, there’s a man out there who thinks he’s invisible.”

The doctor says “Tell him to wait, I can’t see him right now!”

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From JojoBeans , 13 years old, Paris, France.

What did the doctor say to the archer?

You need a good shot!

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From Jordyn, 10 years old, Sioux Center, Iowa

Bob: Doctor, I think I broke my butt.

Doctor: Why?

Because this one has a crack in it!

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From Eyad, 11 years old, Egypt but living in KSA

A doctor says, “What brought you here?”

The patient answers, “An ambulance. Why?

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From Kobe Yancey, 11 years old, United States of America

What did the doctor say to the invisible man?

Sorry, I can’t see you right now!

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