Doctor:Nurse,did you take the patient’s tempature?
Nurse:Why,no,Doctor.Is it missing?
From Selina, age 12, London,England
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Doctor Jokes
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull ya self together!
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge!
What came over you?
Two lorries and a bus!
Two lorries and a bus!
A man comes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctors I think my butt’s broken.” The doctor says, “Why is that?” The man says…
“Because there’s a crack in the middle of it!”
How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?
When it’s Tooth-irty!!! (2:30 p.m.)
The ER doctor asks a patient, “What brought you here?”
The patient responds, “An ambulance!”
