Doctor:Nurse,did you take the patient’s tempature?
Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge!
Two lorries and a bus!
A man comes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctors I think my butt’s broken.” The doctor says, “Why is that?” The man says…
How do you know when it’s time to go to the dentist?
The ER doctor asks a patient, “What brought you here?”