The ER doctor asks a patient, “What brought you here?”
The patient responds, “An ambulance!”
From Joseph, 10 years old, Derry, New Hampshire
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Doctor Jokes
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Get dressed the doctor is going to take us out.
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke.
Don’t worry, he was okay. It was a soft drink!
Where do you bring a sick boat?
To the dock!
Where do you take a sick boat?
To the dock!
Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
Because it wasn’t “peeling” well!
