Why did the banana go to the doctor
It didn’t peel well!
From Stephanie Lin, 8 years old, New York
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Doctor Jokes
Why shouldn’t you have plastic surgery?
because it’s rude to pick your nose.
Why did the skeleton go to the doctor?
Because he wouldn’t stop coffin!
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
To the dock-ter!
A doctor goes to his boss. and complains about a patient that yelled at him. What did the boss say?
“He wasn’t very patient patient.”
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling crumby!
