Doctor Jokes

From Jack, age 9, Bedford, England

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!

Well, pull yourself together!

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From Sai Praneeth, age 13, Mumbai , India

Doctor, Doctor!
I get pain on the tip of my finger whenever I touch my knee, hand, face, and every part!
What is my problem ?

Your finger is broken !

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From Eyad, 11 years old, Egypt but living in KSA

A doctor says, “What brought you here?”

The patient answers, “An ambulance. Why?

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From Sergio, age 13, Spain

-Doctor,doctor!
I think I am invisible!

-Next please!

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From Jessica, age 15, London

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge!

What came over you?
Two lorries and a bus!

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From Kobe Yancey, 11 years old, United States of America

What did the doctor say to the invisible man?

Sorry, I can’t see you right now!

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