Doctor Jokes

From Emma W, age 17, England

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because it wasn’t peeling very well.

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From Nevan Reza, 13 years old, London

Patient: Doctor, my ears are ringing!

Doctor: Then answer it !

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From Mayank , 10 years old, Nepal

A patient said to a doctor”Doc, I have a strawberry stuck up my bum.” What does the doctor say?

“No worries, I have got some cream for that”

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From Roynan, age 8, Auckland, New Zealand

HELP DOCTOR! I only have 59 seconds to live!!!

Just a minute!

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From Anna A., 10 years old, United States

A nurse tells a doctor, “Doc, there’s a man out there who thinks he’s invisible.”

The doctor says “Tell him to wait, I can’t see him right now!”

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From Brielle, age 11, Windsor, England

A lady went to the doctor and said, “Docter! Doctor! Everywhere I touch it hurts!”

The doctor said, “Well lady your finger is broken!’

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