Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull ya self together!
From Shogan, age 11, England
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Doctor Jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge!
What came over you?
Two lorries and a bus!
Two lorries and a bus!
A man comes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctors I think my butt’s broken.” The doctor says, “Why is that?” The man says…
“Because there’s a crack in the middle of it!”
The ER doctor asks a patient, “What brought you here?”
The patient responds, “An ambulance!”
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
Get dressed the doctor is going to take us out.
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke.
Don’t worry, he was okay. It was a soft drink!
