Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge!
Two lorries and a bus!
A man comes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctors I think my butt’s broken.” The doctor says, “Why is that?” The man says…
The ER doctor asks a patient, “What brought you here?”
What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke.