Doctor Jokes

From Brielle, age 11, Windsor, England

A lady went to the doctor and said, “Docter! Doctor! Everywhere I touch it hurts!”

The doctor said, “Well lady your finger is broken!’

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From Shira, 10 years old, Canada

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?

You like that show too!?

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From Peter, age 12, Brisbane, Australia

Doctor, Doctor, What did the X-rays on my head say?

Nothing.

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From Emma W, age 17, England

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because it wasn’t peeling very well.

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From Selina, age 12, London,England

Doctor:Nurse,did you take the patient’s tempature?

Nurse:Why,no,Doctor.Is it missing?

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From Shogan, age 11, England

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

Pull ya self together!

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