Doctor Jokes

From Stephanie Lin, 8 years old, New York

Why did the banana go to the doctor

It didn’t peel well!

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From Victoria, age 4, Vero Beach, Florida

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

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From Gracie, 8 years old, Baltimore, Maryland

What happened to the kid who was allergic to perfume?

He got SCENT to the doctor!

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From Natali, 11 years old, Lynnwood, Washington

A man comes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctors I think my butt’s broken.” The doctor says, “Why is that?” The man says…

“Because there’s a crack in the middle of it!”

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From Jaken Weedn, 13 years old, Oklahoma

Where do you take a sick boat?

To the dock!

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From Crystal, 11 years old, Tatum, Texas

Why did the queen go to the dentist?

To get her teeth crowned!

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