There is a one-story house. In it is a chair, a stove, a kitchen and a living room. Where are the stairs?
There are no stairs because it is a one-story house.
Why did the scientists have to stay at the mathmetician’s house?
He was serving pi!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
Which pets are always lying around the house?
What did the cow say to the house?
I’m gonna moooove on in!
Why did the baseball fan have shoes on his house?
He wanted to make his home run!
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