There’s a red house,a white house,and a blue house. If the red house is on the left, and the blue house is on the right, where’s the white house?
In Washington D.C.!
There were three bugs sleeping in a house and Bug#1 slept in the fridge, Bug#2 slept in the sink,and Bug#3 slept in the toilet. When they got up in the morning they asked each other, “How did you sleep?”. Bug#1 said, “I slept great.” Bug#2 said, “I slept wonderful.” Guess what Bug #3 said?
Bug #3 said “I slept horrible. First, it rained, then it thundered, then it lightninged. I would have died if i didn’t jump on that log!”
Who stole the soap from the bathtub?
A robber ducky!
Which animal can jump higher than a house?
Every animal! Houses can’t jump!
Why did the boy give his house a pair of shoes?
He wanted to see a home run!
How many wizards douse it take to change a light bulb?
It depends on what you want to change it into!
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