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From Jaxon, 10 years old, Virginia

A man was about to die. He said to his three sons,” If you can fulfill my wish, you can have this house. I want you to fill up the room. The first son brought in straw but that was not it. The second son brought in sticks but that was not it either. The third son filled up the room but what did he use to make the old man happy?

He used a candle to make light!
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Filed Under: Home and House, Riddles

From Nina R. G., age 9, Montrose, CA

What has cities without houses, rivers without water, and forests without trees?

A map!
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Filed Under: Home and House, School

From Lois Doige, a teacher, Woodstock, New Brunswick Canada

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!
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From Kat, age 13, florida,USA

There’s a red house,a white house,and a blue house. If the red house is on the left, and the blue house is on the right, where’s the white house?

In Washington D.C.!
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Filed Under: Home and House, School

From Taylor, age 10, Sullivan, Missouri

There were three bugs sleeping in a house and Bug#1 slept in the fridge, Bug#2 slept in the sink,and Bug#3 slept in the toilet. When they got up in the morning they asked each other, “How did you sleep?”. Bug#1 said, “I slept great.” Bug#2 said, “I slept wonderful.” Guess what Bug #3 said?

Bug #3 said “I slept horrible. First, it rained, then it thundered, then it lightninged. I would have died if i didn’t jump on that log!”
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Filed Under: Bug, Home and House

From Simone, 10 years old, North Carolina

Who stole the soap from the bathtub?

A robber ducky!
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Filed Under: Home and House

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