What has cities without houses, rivers without water, and forests without trees?
One day a man decided to go sit on his porch and watch the sun rise and set. The next thing you know there is a blonde running to her mailbox. She kept running back and forth from her house to the mailbox for a good ten minutes.
Finally the man got tired of wondering, and asked, “Why do you keep running back and forth to the mailbox?”
Why is it better to have a tree in your house than a dog?
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
What do two termites say when they see a house on fire?