What did the frog say when she laid a square egg?
Why was the frog waiting for the bus?
Because his car got TOAD! (Towed)
What do you call a happy frog?
What is green and red and goes 175mph?
A frog in a blender!
What happens to a frog when he parks in the wrong space?
He get’s toad away! (Towed away)
Frog1: How’s your son doing these days?
Frog2: He’s in medical school!
Frog1: What’s he studying?
Frog2: They’re studying him!
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