Frog Jokes

From Jessica, 11 years old, Kentucky

What did the frog say after telling a joke?

Get it? Get it? (Said like, “Ribbit? Ribbit?”)

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From Forg , 3 years old

What do frogs eat at movies?

Hop corn!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What kind of clothes do frogs wear?

Jump-suits!!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them!

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From Katherine, 11 years old, Wisconsin

Why was the frog waiting for the bus?

Because his car got TOAD! (Towed)

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From Crystal, 6 years old, Brisbane

What happens to a frog when he parks in the wrong space?

He get’s toad away! (Towed away)

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