Frog Jokes

From Forg , 3 years old.

What do frogs eat at movies?

Hop corn!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan.

What kind of clothes do frogs wear?

Jump-suits!!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan.

Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them!

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From Katherine, 11 years old, Wisconsin.

Why was the frog waiting for the bus?

Because his car got TOAD! (Towed)

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From Crystal, 6 years old, Brisbane.

What happens to a frog when he parks in the wrong space?

He get’s toad away! (Towed away)

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From Quentin, 8 years old, America.

What kind of frog can jump higher than a building?

Any. A building cant jump!

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