Frog Jokes

From Crystal, 6 years old, Brisbane

What happens to a frog when he parks in the wrong space?

He get’s toad away! (Towed away)

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From Quentin, 8 years old, America

What kind of frog can jump higher than a building?

Any. A building cant jump!

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From Michael, 3 years old

What happened when the frog parked in the no parking zone?

He got toad!

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From Layla Malaret, 10 years old, Pittsburgh PA

What is a frog’s favorite soda?

Croak A Cola!

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From Te, 3 years old

What happen to the man who ate a frog?

He was hoppy!

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From Go, 3 years old, Hg lang

What do you call a happy frog?

Hoppy!

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