Frog Jokes

From Adelaide, age 6, Toronto, Canada

What did the frog say when she wanted to go somewhere?

Let’s hop to it!

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From Latina, age 9, Batangas, Philippines

What do French frogs eat at restaurants?

French flies!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them!

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From Go, 3 years old, Hg lang

What do you call a happy frog?

Hoppy!

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From Tyler G, age 11, USA Iowa

What is green and red and goes 175mph?

A frog in a blender!

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From Crystal, 6 years old, Brisbane

What happens to a frog when he parks in the wrong space?

He get’s toad away! (Towed away)

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