Frog Jokes

From Jessica, 11 years old, Kentucky

What did the frog say after telling a joke?

Get it? Get it? (Said like, “Ribbit? Ribbit?”)

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From Forg , 3 years old

What do frogs eat at movies?

Hop corn!

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From Katherine, 11 years old, Wisconsin

Why was the frog waiting for the bus?

Because his car got TOAD! (Towed)

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From Quentin, 8 years old, America

What kind of frog can jump higher than a building?

Any. A building cant jump!

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From Michael, 3 years old

What happened when the frog parked in the no parking zone?

He got toad!

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From Layla Malaret, 10 years old, Pittsburgh PA

What is a frog’s favorite soda?

Croak A Cola!

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