Frog Jokes

From Zoe, 14 years old, Alabama

What did the robot frog say?

Reboot, Reboot, Reboot!

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From ABC, 10 years old, Nepal

What is a frog’s favorite drink?

Croaka-Cola!

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From Laney, 17 years old, U.S

What do frogs order at McDonalds?

A hoppy meal!

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From Savannah, 15 years old, U.S

What did the frog say to the goat?

I’m very hoppy to meet you!

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From Matthew Gresham, 13 years old, Texas

What is a frog’s favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola!

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From Jsrirox, 12 years old, LA

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common?

They have the same middle name!!!!!!!

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