Frog Jokes

From Gregory, age 12, Kalamazoo, Michigan USA

What did the frog order when he went to McDonald’s?

Chicken Mc-Rib-bits

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From Francisco, age 9, Cairo, Egypt

What’s white on the outside and green on the inside?

A frog sandwich

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From Jennifer, age 5, Nashville, Tenesse

What happens to the frog when it parks in the no parking zone??

It gets TOAD away !

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From Duvernot Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

What do frogs eat for lunch in France?

French flies!

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From Jessica, 11 years old, Kentucky

What did the frog say after telling a joke?

Get it? Get it? (Said like, “Ribbit? Ribbit?”)

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From Forg , 3 years old

What do frogs eat at movies?

Hop corn!

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