What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?
Loafers!
From Lizzie, age 11, New Jersey
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What shoes are plumbers’ favorites?
Clogs!
Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why did the golfer get an extra pair of pants before going golfing?? ⛳
Because he was scared that he might get a hole in one!
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”
Somebody else’s pants!
Why was the shoe late for class?
Because HE WAS TIED UP!
