A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”
Why was the shoe late for class?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the belt go to jail?
What does the moon hold its pants up with?
How do you dress when you are at the ranch?