How do you dress when you are at the ranch?
Ranch dressing!
From Bella, 10 years old, Philomath, Oregon
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Why was the shoe late for class?
He was tied up!
What do you call a jacket that’s on fire?
A blazer!
What does a belt do under pressure?
It buckles!
What did the policeman say to his stomach?
You’re under a vest!
I went to buy some camo pants
but I couldn’t find any!
