Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he was afraid he was going to get a hole in one!
From Molly, age 10, Livermore, California
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Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up a pair of pants!
What does the moon hold its pants up with?
An Asteroid belt!
How do you dress when you are at the ranch?
Ranch dressing!
Why was the shoe late for class?
He was tied up!
What do you call a jacket that’s on fire?
A blazer!
