What did Delaware?
A New Jersey!
Why is a man that lost his shoes like a fruit bat?
They’d both like a pear [pair]
What is a crocodile’s favorite shoe?
What did the policeman say to his stomach?
You’re under a vest!
What kind of shoes do robbers wear?
Why did the golfer take 2 pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
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