Clothing - Jokes By Kids

From Triza, 11 years old, MD

There are 2 mothers and 2 daughters going to the store. They bought 3 pairs of shoes and each of them got a pair of shoes. How can this happen?

There is a mother, a daughter, and a grandmother. The mother is a daughter and a mother!

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From Kabir, age 9, Sydney,Australia

Why did Batman lose his pants?

Because he only wears underwear!

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From Lizzie, age 11, New Jersey

What do you get when you cross bread with a pair of shoes?

Loafers!

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From Jeff Tussey, a parent, Ohio.

What shoes are plumbers’ favorites?

Clogs!

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From Kristi, a parent, Oklahoma

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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From Lanai, 9 years old, Cleveland, Ohio

Why did the golfer get an extra pair of pants before going golfing?? ⛳

Because he was scared that he might get a hole in one!

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