KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
PETER!
PETER WHO?
PETER PANTS….MY JOKES ARE SO FUNNY, YOU PEE’D YOUR PANTS!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From DANIELLE NICHOLE, age 17, ROSEMEAD, CALIFORNIA
KNOCK KNOCK!
WHO’S THERE?
PETER!
PETER WHO?
From Kiwa, age 12, USA
What did Delaware?
From Zano, age 10, Jakarta, Indonesia
Why is a man that lost his shoes like a fruit bat?
From Chris, age 11, Nasville, Tennessee
What is a crocodile’s favorite shoe?
From Rian Hennessy, 9 years old, Ireland
What did the policeman say to his stomach?
From Allison, 8 years old, Washington
What kind of shoes do robbers wear?
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