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From Jeff Tussey, a parent, Ohio.

What shoes are plumbers’ favorites?

Clogs!
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Filed Under: Clothing, People, Shoe

From Kristi, a parent, Oklahoma

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!
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Filed Under: Clothing, Sports

From Lanai, 9 years old, Cleveland, Ohio

Why did the golfer get an extra pair of pants before going golfing?? ⛳

Because he was scared that he might get a hole in one!

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Filed Under: Clothing, Sports

From Lydia, 9 years old, United States Of America

A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”

Somebody else’s pants!
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Filed Under: Clothing, School

From Amanda , 6 years old, Las Vegas, Nevada

Why was the shoe late for class?

Because HE WAS TIED UP!
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Filed Under: Clothing, Kids, Shoe

From Molly, age 10, Livermore, California

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Because he was afraid he was going to get a hole in one!
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Filed Under: Animal, Clothing

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