Why was the shoe late for class?
He was tied up!
From Mandy, 6 years old, US
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What do you call a jacket that’s on fire?
A blazer!
What does a belt do under pressure?
It buckles!
What did the policeman say to his stomach?
You’re under a vest!
I went to buy some camo pants
but I couldn’t find any!
What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A “WAIST” of time!
