Why did the golfer get an extra pair of pants before going golfing?? ⛳
Because he was scared that he might get a hole in one!
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, “If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?”
Somebody else’s pants!
Why was the shoe late for class?
Because HE WAS TIED UP!
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he was afraid he was going to get a hole in one!
Why did the belt go to jail?
Because he held up a pair of pants!
What does the moon hold its pants up with?
An Asteroid belt!
