What does the moon hold its pants up with?
An Asteroid belt!
From Beth Harris, 10 years old, New Zealand
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How do you dress when you are at the ranch?
Ranch dressing!
Why was the shoe late for class?
He was tied up!
What do you call a jacket that’s on fire?
A blazer!
What does a belt do under pressure?
It buckles!
What did the policeman say to his stomach?
You’re under a vest!
