What do you do for a living?
I make money.
Yes, but what do you do to make money?
I make money.
You’re not making sense.
Oh, yes, I make cents. Also, dimes and nickels.
Aha! You work at the mint! You make money!
Which space supervillian works at a restaurant?
What did the bee say when he got home from work?
A doctor always heads to a restaurant after working, which is usually around 5PM. He always orders a hazelnut daiquiri before heading home. The waiters and waitresses always prepare the drink ahead of time because they always know the doctor will show up. One night a waiter noticed that there were no more hazelnuts left. Instead, he whipped up a hickory drink instead of a hazelnut one. The doctor soon arrived, sat down and took a sip from the glass. “What is this?!” He inquired. What did the waiter reply?
Do you want to here a construction joke ?
What did the construction worker call it when he accidentally hammered a nail into his finger?
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