What did the bee say when he got home from work?
What did the accountant do when he was constipated?
Which space supervillian works at a restaurant?
Why did the blonde get fired from the M & M job?
Three hicks were working on a telephone tower – Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, “Someone should go and tell his wife.”
Jed says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”
Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of beer.
Bruce says, “Where did you get that, Jed?”
“Steve’s wife gave it to me,” Jed replies.
“That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?”
She said, “No, I’m not a widow!”
And I said, “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.
What vampire worked in a bank?